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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"Do not be afraid,"
is written in the Bible 365 times.
That's a daily reminder from God to live every day being fearless.

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:34pm UTC

"if i don't see you again, have a nice weekend."
so if you do see me again, i should have a bad weekend?

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Today I took a bath.
I didn't wash my hair.
Or wash my body.
I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
I was covered in marker.
I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
They won't hold me back anymore.
-sixbillionsecrets

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:40pm UTC

we buy sh/t we don't need,
with money we don't have - to impress people we don't like.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:45pm UTC

i have way too many celebrity crushes,
like real people don't even impress me anymore, i'm in too deep.

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:52pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC

1-800-273-8255
I don't want to lose you.
Just because I don't know you,
doesn't mean I don't care.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:59pm UTC

i think i'm emotionally constipated,
i haven't given a single sh/t in days.

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Never be ashamed of what you feel. You have the right to feel any emotion that you want, and to do what makes you happy.
- DemiLovato.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC

you know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?
yeah, i don't have one of those.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC

I bet Mitt Romney was that kid
in class that reminded your teacher that you had homework last night.

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:39pm UTC

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC

pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *runs out of skips* *changes station*

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tennisluvr
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC

that awkward moment when you sarcasm is so advanced people actually think your stupid

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tennisluvr
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 2:05pm UTC

He
Moved
On...

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tennisluvr
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 9:33pm UTC

What the scale says: 95 lbs
What I see: Error Too Much Weight

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yourcool
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September 11, 2012 6:10pm UTC

me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here.
police: where are you????///
me: at the cemetery.

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XxMaggieexX
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September 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC

That one guy,
you barley know, but already have a little crush on.
♥
not minee<3

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Every girl has that one girl
She doesn't want her boyfriend talking too.

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idtapthat
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC

i'm so tired of all the 'kills 99.9% of germs quotes'
like ok
im here to tell you
why the bottles say that.
if the companies said 100%, and the product ends up not killing every. single. germ,
PEOPLE WILL SUE THE COMPANY BECAUSE THEY LIED.
They cannot sue them, however, if they say 99.9%.
OK?!
OK.

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