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danielle1220
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December 12, 2011 1:47pm UTC

I know you guys don't careeeee, but
I need some opinions! I bought my boyfriend a yellow Ralph Lauren Polo cap with a royal blue pony and his initials on the back for Christmas. I have one that matches. :) And I was also thinking about getting him a small bottle of his favorite cologne, Polo Black, to go along with it. He's in LOVE with Polo. Lol. Do you think he'll like it?
I would very greatlyyyy appreciate all opinions. Thank you! <3

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danielle1220
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November 24, 2011 11:01pm UTC

"Maybe it's Maybelline",
Maybe it's photoshop.....

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danielle1220
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November 24, 2011 10:56pm UTC

Let's eat grandma.
or
Let's eat, grandma.
Punctuation saves lives.
nmf.

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danielle1220
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November 24, 2011 10:50pm UTC

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danielle1220
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November 24, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Nmf.
If we weren't meant to have late night snacks,
Then why is there a light in the fridge?♥

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danielle1220
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November 20, 2011 1:10am UTC

Nmf.
It's all about perspective.
The sinking of the titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.♥

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danielle1220
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November 20, 2011 1:04am UTC

Forrest Gump's Password:
1Forrest1

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danielle1220
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November 20, 2011 12:43am UTC

It 's my 547th birthday,
Can I get 547 favs?
(;
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 8:49pm UTC

That Awkward Moment,
When you crack open an egg and Lady Gaga falls out.....

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 8:41pm UTC

When life gives Lady Gaga Lemons,
She makes an outfit.
♥

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 7:29pm UTC

LOVE:
It's like handing someone a gun,
having them point it at your heart,
and trusting them never to pull the trigger.

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 7:16pm UTC

Deleting one "HA" from your "HAHAHAHA"
Because you think it's a bit too much.

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 7:03pm UTC

That Awkward Moment,
When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer,
So you just switch to Google and stare at it.

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danielle1220
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November 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC

ISN'T IT IRONIC:
How at the movies, we're old enough to have to pay full price for an adult ticket, but we can't watch an adult movie?
SMH.

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danielle1220
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November 15, 2011 4:27pm UTC

The Day I get my license
Is the day you get hit by a car.
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danielle1220
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November 15, 2011 4:24pm UTC

I don' tCareWhatGender You Are,
I'm going to call you dude.

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danielle1220
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November 15, 2011 4:22pm UTC

Your Le gs AreLike McDonalds
Gross, Cheap, and always Open.
whoever wrote this quote obviously forgot that mcdonalds is not 24 hours.

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danielle1220
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November 13, 2011 10:07pm UTC

Dad
Son, did you spill ice on the kitchen floor?
It was an accident...
So were you.

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danielle1220
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November 13, 2011 9:57pm UTC

not my format.
i wish we had an hour in the hallways at school,
Like they do on TV. ♥

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November 13, 2011 11:28am UTC

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