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1. dancer816
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   July 4, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
   -Dr. Suess
   
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2. dancer816
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   June 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
   -Dr. Suess
   
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3. dancer816
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   June 30, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
   -Dr. Suess
   
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4. dancer816
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   June 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   when the power of LOVE overcomes the love of POWER then the world will know peace -Jimmi Hendrix
   
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5. dancer816
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   March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   I have five fingers for a reason...
   Thumb: To show the world I'm gonna be ok
   Index: To pick out my dearest family members
   Middle: For those b*tches who push me too far
   Ring: For that special guy when the time is right
   Pinky: For my best friends and the promises I'll never break
   
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6. dancer816
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   November 22, 2011 6:35pm UTC
   The other many uses of "fml" :D ;
   -forgot my lunch ;
   -feed my llama ;
   -free my lizard ;
   -feel my lollipop ;
   -f**k me later <3 ;
   
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7. dancer816
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   November 20, 2011 5:20pm UTC
   The awkward moment when...
   your in a quiet bathroom, all you can hear isyour pee and your hoping the person washing their hands isn't listening
   
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8. dancer816
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   September 27, 2011 9:13pm UTC
   Giving a certain look to your best friend and they know exactly what you mean
   
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9. dancer816
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   August 8, 2011 10:20pm UTC
   i wrote swag on a piece of paper and taped it to my light switch so every day i get up and turn my swag on
   
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10. dancer816
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    August 3, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Coca Cola came to town.
    Pepsi Cola knocked him down.
    Dr. Pepper picked him up.
    Now we're drinking 7 up.
    7 up fell down the mountain.
    Now we're drinking from the fountain.
    Fountain broke had a stoke.
    Now we're back to plain old coke! :)
    
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11. dancer816
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    August 2, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Some people give up fast because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.
    
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12. dancer816
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    July 9, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Before Marriage-
    Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
    Girl: Do u want me to leave??
    Boy: NO!!!!
    Girl: Do u love me?
    Boy: Of Course
    Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
    Boy: Never in my life
    Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance i get
    Girl: Will u hit me??
    Boy: Are u crazzy..!
    Girl: Can i trust u??
    Boy: Yes..!!
    Girl: Sweet Heart..!
    -After Marriage-
    (now read from bottom to top)
    
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13. dancer816
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    July 9, 2011 10:37am UTC
    Mean Girl: You are a loser
    Loser: Oh ya? Brickwall, waterfall, you think you got it all, but you dont, I do, so BOOM with that attitude! Kick, punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch! Bang, Bang, Cho Cho Train, Wind Me Up I'll Do My Thang! Resses Pieces, 7up, you mess with me I'll Mess you up!
    Mean Girl:O.o
    
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14. dancer816
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    June 11, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    when i have kids i want a son then a daughter,
    so my son beats up any boy who makes my little girl cry!
    
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15. dancer816
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    June 11, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    love me,
    hate me,
    either way your thinking bout me <3
    
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16. dancer816
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    June 11, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    you can break up with him, call him names, but what ever you do you will still love him.
    
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