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  1. crazy4soccer_24_7 crazy4soccer_24_7
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    +& this life wont last forever,
    the only way I want to
    spend it is with
    you

  2. lexie23js lexie23js
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Our fingerprints do not fade
    from the lives we touch.

  3. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist. ♥

  4. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    being "popular"
    isn't going to help you get
    into Harvard
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  5. Mascara Mascara
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Boy: you're cute.
    Me: who put you up to this?
    Boy: what?
    Me: was it my mom?
    Boy: No, I think you're rea-
    Me: DAMMIT MOM
    Boy: I don't understa-
    Me: How much did she pay you?
    Format: twilightgirl995/ NOT my quote, I've been accused before. xo

  6. MorganBaby MorganBaby
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:59am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When ..
    you have over 500 songs on your ipodd,
    and your not in the mood to listen to any of them.
    Cookiedoughformats

  7. crazy4soccer_24_7 crazy4soccer_24_7
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    When I fly solo,
    I fly so high

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    "Did you make it home safely?"
    "No, I died 35 times"

  9. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    That feeling
    you get when he says your name.

  10. luvie90 luvie90
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    looking up and down every
    damn aisle
    for your mom at the grocery store. ♥
    nmf.

  11. luvie90 luvie90
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:10am UTC
    BOY: I know we have been friends forever but I like you more than that
    GIRL: Ohh.....
    BOY:Ya.......so what do you think?
    GIRL: Well....( pause)
    BOY: (about to walk away)........its ok....
    GIRL: (grabs the boy and kisses him) I just wanted to make sure you weren't joking and no I don't like you.... I love you.

  12. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    [when a guy has bigger boobs than you]
    -__-
    .

  13. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    "It would be so nice if
    something made sense for a change.”
    -Alice In Wonderland

  14. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. f0reverabbie f0reverabbie
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    I like witty because you don't have to be
    "Popular"
    to get a lot of likes.

  16. annabellegrace annabellegrace
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Everybody has that best friend that:
    - turns everything dirty
    - finds everyone hott
    - has bitchy comebacks
    - eats like a pig and gains no weight
    - is always soo pretty
    - swears too much
    - has a funny laugh
    - never gets embarrassed
    - dances like no one is watching
    - always has a kinky winky story to tell
    -
    Fav if you agree and comment if there are more

  17. xenicaDaniela xenicaDaniela
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    A bestfriend should,
    love you like a mother,
    protect you like a father
    talk to you like a sister,
    and fight with you like a brother.

  18. hnm0509 hnm0509
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    your a true 90's kid if:
    when cops and robbers was a daily activity,
    when everything was settled by rock paper scissors ;;;,,,,,
    when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb,
    you remember watching The Magic School Bus ,
    Writing M.A.S.H. notes,
    Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them, ,
    You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace,
    "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said,
    You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

  19. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Maybe I'll be better on my own;
    Nobody ever seems to understand me.. ♥

  20. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    When I wake you're never there,
    But when I sleep you're everywhere ♥

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