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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1899
    Degreasifying your
    pizza with a napkin.
    tumblr

  3. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1901
    Waiting for someone
    to flush in a public bath-
    room so that you can
    silence out your fart.
    tumblr

  4. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1906
    When you go into
    Hollister & realize you've
    already bought everything
    for the season they're
    selling.
    tumblr

  5. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1908
    When your boyfriend
    has an easier time taking
    off your bra than you do.
    tumblr

  6. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1910
    "Can you open
    this for me?"
    tumblr

  7. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1912
    Running away from
    your farts.
    tumblr

  8. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1917
    When your crush
    walks into DQ while you're
    having a 1 on 1 with a
    hamburger.
    tumblr

  9. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1918
    "You're so pretty!
    Why don't you have a
    boyfriend?"
    tumblr

  10. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    *new pants*
    Mother Nature: Oh those are such Lovely Pants!
    Mother Nature:They surely do look expensisve
    Mother Nature: It would be a shame
    Mother Nature: If something............
    Mother Nature: ..........Happened to it

  11. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    The moment I step in the shower is when I can smell my body spray and lotion..

  12. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Hypophrenia:
    A feeling of sadness
    seemlingly without
    a cause.

  13. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    "ARE YOU OKAY?"
    to tell the truth,
    I honestly don't know.

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1911
    Bacne.
    tumblr


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I LOVE MY HOBBIES BECAUSE
    THEY DISTRACT YOU
    FROM THINKING ABOUT THE
    BAD THINGS IN LIFE. ♥


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    It always rains the hardest
    on the people who deserves the sun

  19. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    In that moment I swear
    we were infinite

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Remember, honey.
    You can't spell happiness without pain.

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