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  1. daRRky daRRky
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 3:34am UTC
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    44.
    He gave me his pencil :,)
    f nmf

  2. daRRky daRRky
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:27am UTC
    The Daily Life of Timothy S. Kern;
    Chapter Three <333
    Note: This story is REALLY bad. It was an old collab between me and my friend. We didn't care about bad spelling, choppy writing, or anything like that.

    After having a long walk, we went to the amusement park. On there, we rode the ferris wheel. Just the three of us. And right in the middle of the ride, the ferris wheel stopped moving. It had gotten stuck. And we were on top. Right when that happened, they both kissed me. They were on opposite sides, and I had pink lip gloss stains on my cheeks. And again I say I have no romantic feelings for them, it was pretty cute. And I was flattered. After the whole beach thing, we went back to my place. I REALLY wanted to play COD, but I knew that was rude to do while 2 girls wwere with me, cause they'd get bored. I asked valerie & holland what they wanted to do, annd at the same time they both replied "anything with you." it made me feel weird, but it was cute. They decided on going to get ice-cream. I agreed. We went to cold stone & ate. Like a gentleman, I paid for it all. I checked the time, and it was 12:34. I had a soccer game at 2:00 & had to be there by 1:00. I didn't know how to tell the girls, but I figured they'd understand. "Hey guys, I'm sorry to leave so abruptly, but I've got a game at 2:00. So I gtg. I'll talk to you laterr girlss." I said. I winked sexily after, just to see what they would do. they both started blushign and I felt bad. "Ohh! I wanna come!" Holland said. I felt pressured to invite her because I knew she was gonnna come regardless. "Oh,thats cool." I said, carelessly. Now I was pressured to do really good. And win the game. But either way they'd probably still love me, I thought. I rolled my eyes. I didn't feel like going to a game, but had no choice. "I'll get going then.." I said, nott sure iff I was taking holland or not. I decided to just invite them both to come with mee, and OF COURSE, they accepted the invite. We were on our way to the game, when my mustang hit another car. And flipped.

  3. daRRky daRRky
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:10am UTC
    The Daily Life of Timothy S. Kern;
    Chapter Two <333
    Note: This story is REALLY bad. It was an old collab between me and my friend. We didn't care about bad spelling, choppy writing, or anything like that.

    The Daily Life of Timothy Steven Kern
    Obviously, after all that, we had a sleepover at my place and we gave each other make-overs and we slept in my bed. I sat on my bed, decorated with dinosaurs. So fly.
    Valerie and Holland were in the other rooms changing into their pajamas, and I was already changed. Holland walked into the room with long pajamas and a white t-shirt with purple dots. She ran into the room and jumped on top of me then rolled off like nothing happened. She bounced up and down and made grunting noises and Valerie stormed into the room, while me and her we're laughing. She started laughing along with us and Holland crawled into the blankets and begged "Tell us a bedtime story!!" So I plopped down beside her and Valerie plopped in beside her. I layed on my side with my arm on my hip. I thought for a minute, then I told them about the story about one dance he had in 5th grade. Overnight, nothing serious happened. Unfortunate for my girls..I mean the girls. I was changing into my blue & green striped bathing suit getting ready for the beach, while Holland & Valerie were in the bathroom. All I could hear was "Timmyothy" every ten seconds and their lil high pitched giggling. I'll admit; I WAS kinda flattered that I had stalkers, even if they weren't ones I had romantic feelings for. I was finished getting my bathing suit on, and soon after, so were holland and valerie. Holland was wearing a red bathing suit with blue polka dots. Valerie was wearing a black & white striped bathing suit. They both looked pretty hot. After we were all done getting ready, we hopped into the golf cart & rode down to the ocean. After swimming in the ocean for about 2 hours, we had a long walk. In the sand. It was pretty cool. Valerie and Holland were releasing their true feelings for me, and telling me about all the times they talk about me. And fantasize about me. It was pretty creepy, but I admired it. The creepiest thing they told me though, was definitely the time that they apparently told Ms. Hoover that Valerie liked me, and she said good choice. That just completely creeped me out.

  4. daRRky daRRky
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    August 31, 2011 2:06am UTC
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  5. daRRky daRRky
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    nmf
    You like someone else
    »»»But you still pay attention to me
    Thanks for signing my hat

  6. daRRky daRRky
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    ValerieC.
    i Miss you. You're an amazing friend.
    remember the stories we would write together?
    remember when we had a fight over timmyothy?
    remember our daily chats?
    all of our inside jokes?
    well, one day I hope this quote
    gets enough faves so that i can see
    you
    again
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

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