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The Daily Life of Timothy S. Kern;


Chapter Three <333
Note: This story is REALLY bad. It was an old collab between me and my friend. We didn't care about bad spelling, choppy writing, or anything like that.

After having a long walk, we went to the amusement park. On there, we rode the ferris wheel. Just the three of us. And right in the middle of the ride, the ferris wheel stopped moving. It had gotten stuck. And we were on top. Right when that happened, they both kissed me. They were on opposite sides, and I had pink lip gloss stains on my cheeks. And again I say I have no romantic feelings for them, it was pretty cute. And I was flattered. After the whole beach thing, we went back to my place. I REALLY wanted to play COD, but I knew that was rude to do while 2 girls wwere with me, cause they'd get bored. I asked valerie & holland what they wanted to do, annd at the same time they both replied "anything with you." it made me feel weird, but it was cute. They decided on going to get ice-cream. I agreed. We went to cold stone & ate. Like a gentleman, I paid for it all. I checked the time, and it was 12:34. I had a soccer game at 2:00 & had to be there by 1:00. I didn't know how to tell the girls, but I figured they'd understand. "Hey guys, I'm sorry to leave so abruptly, but I've got a game at 2:00. So I gtg. I'll talk to you laterr girlss." I said. I winked sexily after, just to see what they would do. they both started blushign and I felt bad. "Ohh! I wanna come!" Holland said. I felt pressured to invite her because I knew she was gonnna come regardless. "Oh,thats cool." I said, carelessly. Now I was pressured to do really good. And win the game. But either way they'd probably still love me, I thought. I rolled my eyes. I didn't feel like going to a game, but had no choice. "I'll get going then.." I said, nott sure iff I was taking holland or not. I decided to just invite them both to come with mee, and OF COURSE, they accepted the invite. We were on our way to the game, when my mustang hit another car. And flipped.
 
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daRRky · 1 decade ago
(: Thanks! More to come in a moment.
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emily96 · 1 decade ago
Haha this is hilarious, I love the ending
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