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GillyHicks
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January 14, 2012 2:49pm UTC

*Low Battery* *Low Battery* *Low Battery*
Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HeresToTheKidsWho_
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January 14, 2012 11:14am UTC

Here's To The Kids Who
Are in a long distance relationship.
Submit your 'Here's To The Kids Who' by commenting on my profile.

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justinbieber_xoxo
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 8:14am UTC

Skipping the first slice of bread.
♥

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_love_stinks_
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January 14, 2012 4:05am UTC

l l l l l
I never delete songs from my iPod,
because they once meant
something to me,
l l l l l
and deleting something with
meaning, would be like deleting
myself.
Format credit - RunawayRachel - NMQ

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Ninjacookies98
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January 14, 2012 9:47am UTC

Friend: If 1 minute is the same as :60 seconds, then why does 1:00+1:00=2:00, but :60+:60=1:20?
Me: o__o I no longer want to live on this planet.

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shaysmiles
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January 13, 2012 6:48pm UTC

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sparklegirl
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December 28, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Try pressing the shift button while clicking the fave button....
:D

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Jade672
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December 28, 2011 2:22pm UTC

The awkward moment when.
you walk through the metal detectors and your abs of steel set them off..
nmq, hate gets deleted and blocked.

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onelesslonleygirl
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December 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC

*teacher leaves room*
elementary school: "psst. can i borrow a pencil?"
highschool: "YO, WHATS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 1?"

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michellers21
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December 28, 2011 2:27pm UTC

Teacher- blah blah blah
Me- (wispering quietly)
Teacher- starts reading out of book
Me- (whispering)
Teacher- hey quiet !
*Then we start silent reading.*
Teacher-(talking to mental kid in corner)
Me- hey quiet! I'm reading now you told me to shut up so u do same!
Teacher- office now!
Me- well I guess I'll see you in there.
Teacher- no, I don't think so!
Me- oh so then im not going either.
Teacher- don't talk back!
Me- that's the way of communication, stupid!
Teacher- office!
Me- well if your not going then you will never know if I went or not!
---Who loves the kid who fights with the teacher to stall?

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CoolSt0ryBr0
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December 28, 2011 2:38pm UTC

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I got everything!
Tumblr: I have pretty pictures!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: Without me,youre all nothing.
Electricity: Yea,keep talking...
Twitter: Hehe,i like birds!

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