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BlackButterflies
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January 3, 2012 6:49pm UTC

favourite this
if you have ever felt personally victimized by regina george.
not my format or idea, but i thought it was funny

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LifeOfAPrincess
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December 22, 2011 7:27pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 15, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"
NMQ

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC

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If twin females marry twin males, and they have a child, will both children look alike?
mind=blown
♥
(follow me, i follow back!)
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Not mine. I just love it

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BetYouCantFindMe
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December 4, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Lady: Hi could you read my list?
Clerk: sure.. Its all crossed out.
Lady: Thats cause I cot everything on it. BOOM

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soccerloverx03x
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December 4, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Sometimes just a little compliment
can make someones entire day
NMF

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Peace1231
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December 4, 2011 7:04pm UTC

2011: Teach me how to dougie.
1800: Instruct me on how to execute your fine moves bretheren.

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QuQu101
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December 3, 2011 4:55pm UTC

Dear Q,
You are me, with a tail. Therefore, you are my b*tch.
Sincerely, O

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katesmiles
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December 3, 2011 3:07pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.
posted by: emma21
Who else saw this...and attempted to bite their finger off?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jade672
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December 3, 2011 12:03pm UTC

I really hate when friends
change just because they met new people...
NFM/FMQ

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LiveLoveSmilexo
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November 27, 2011 9:23pm UTC

WHY IS THERE CHIPS
in my bag of air?

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tehekylee55
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November 27, 2011 7:47pm UTC

I'm a female
Fe= Iron
Male= Man
Therefore, I am Iron Man
*not mine*

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cutiee331
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September 10, 2011 3:56pm UTC

hearing gay people say fabulous
makes me happy.
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sufferinsilence_
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September 10, 2011 8:24pm UTC

"9/11 is a part of me. It's a part of all of us.
people say, 'are you ever going to move on?'
And the answer is, we move forward,
but it stays with us." ♥
[♥] for the lives lost on September 11th, 2001

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sarahmarlowXxx
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September 10, 2011 6:51pm UTC

IT WASN'T ME!
...OH THAT.
THAT WAS ME.

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Abbsluveswitty16
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September 10, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Wearing no makeup and
being able to rub your eyes as
much as you want :)
nmf

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everytimeyousmilexo
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September 10, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Log out Facebook, Log into God.
Don't follow Twitter, follow God.
Don't ask Google, ask God.

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