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xEmmax
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July 20, 2012 8:08am UTC

Here's to the people on Witty that haven't become judgemental b/tches.

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BravoSierra
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July 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Me: *walks out of the bathroom with laptop*
Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: Don't ask.

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SmokedSalmon
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July 20, 2012 8:23am UTC

Rest In Peace
For everyone who died last night at the Batman Premier.
♥

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belty*
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July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Aww
Class: Aww
World: Aww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww.
NMF / NMQ

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BravoSierra
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July 20, 2012 9:47am UTC

That awesome momentWhen YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ads.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

What type of mouse walks on two legs?
Idk, what?
nmf, followme(:
Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck?
nmf, followme(:
No, all ducks you idiot.

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xotaylor73
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did I invite you to my BBQ?
no..
nmq/nmf
Then why you all up in my grill?
nmq/n
nmq/nmf
mq/nm

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Ribaby217
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:29pm UTC

When you're walking
and a bug decides to fly directly into your face.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:55pm UTC

" Zayn once hugged Harry & told him he was Beautiful,
Louis removed his shoes
Hit Zayn with it and said "HAROLD IS MINE!"
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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fishes926
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:25am UTC

*knock knock*
Me:Hello
Police officer: i have a search warrant
Me:okayy
*he walks up to my room and opens the closet*
police officer: i knew you had them
*five boys walk out of the closet*
Me: sorry.......
fav if you get it!

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Nothing ruins your Friday
like realizing it's only Tuesday

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OneDirectionConfessions
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October 25, 2011 7:10pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION CONDESSION #6.When they say "Chase Your Dreams",Does that mean that I should fly to the UK and chace One Direction down the street??? <3

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OneDirectionConfessions
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October 25, 2011 7:06pm UTC

ONE DIRECTION CONFESSION #4.I could honestly care less about the guys at my school anymore,The One Direction boys are forever on my mind.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 10:11pm UTC

One Direction Fact Number Eighteen:
The band agrees that their biggest fear is One Direction slpitting up.

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1Dfacts
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November 15, 2011 3:46am UTC

One Direction Fact #98
One Direction went to number 1 within
11 minutes of releasing their debut single.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 1:05am UTC

One Direction Fact Number 32:
Justin Bieber follows the One Direction twitter account.

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1Dfacts
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 1:00am UTC

One Direction Fact #79
Liam once said that the cure to One Direction Infection,
is to Kiss Harry.

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1Dfacts
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 5:47pm UTC

One Direction Fact #16
Louis said that if he were a One Direction fan, and he were to fancy one of the band members it would be Harry.

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Check out my website?
theonethatgotawayxx.weebly.com
I just added a One Direction Layout , a One Direction Graphic, & One Direction, Kingsley, and an Eyore gif . If you use a layout, please comment on my profile saying you do. Thank you

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 10:17pm UTC

When preschool kids
Have a better love life than you..

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