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  2. outlawgirl44 outlawgirl44
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:53pm UTC
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    I was going to complain about how hot it is
    but then i realized that....
    1) its not hotter than 109 degrees
    2)im not 5700 miles away from my loved ones
    3) im not dressed in a uniform carrying over 70 pounds
    4)there is a very slim chance that someone will shoot me or i will drive over a bomb today
    Thank You to all of our soliders that serve us & never complain
    ♥♥♥
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    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 10:09am UTC
    format by
    t h a t a k w a r d m o m e n t
    When your chewing gum and it falls out of your mouth
    format by sandrasaurus

  5. hayleyleexoxo hayleyleexoxo happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 10:53am UTC
    ARE YOU OK?
    OH YEAH YOU KNOW..
    i just bleed
    FOR FUN. ♥

  6. malkamania malkamania
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    one of the hardest things,
    you'll ever have to do is to stop loving someone
    because they stopped loving you.
    kendall[♦]jenner

  7. ForgetMeNot0715 ForgetMeNot0715
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Sorry, I can't.
    my snake broke its leg...

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    If you want me to fal l for you. .
    Then you have to give me something worth tripping over. .
    <3
    [nmf]

  9. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Im like a butterfly,
    pretty to see and watch,
    but hard to catch and keep.

  10. princessme princessme
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:28am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your friend asks you whats wrong, and they're the problem..
     

  11. BrattyKatty BrattyKatty
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:13pm UTC

    i speak the truth
    but
    i guess that a foreign language
    to you

    nmf

  12. blazinn blazinn
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    You're the reason I don't believe in love anymore.

  13. CrazyyGirl CrazyyGirl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:58am UTC
    Yesterday, the quiet kids phone went off in class,
    After he handed his phone to the teacher, a jock
    who sat in front of him, turned around and said
    said to him, "was that your girlfriend?" He looked the
    jock right in the eyes replied "No, it was yours".
    i couldn't stop laughing all period.
    MLIA

  14. maxwax1017 maxwax1017
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    "Dude I wasn't that drunk..."
    "Dude, you threw my hampster across the room screaming 'GO PICCACHEW'."
    nmq/nmf

  15. xoMissTaylaxo xoMissTaylaxo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 12:31am UTC
    That rejected feeling
    you get when you hold
    a baby & it starts to cry.

  16. kaitlynjaneee kaitlynjaneee
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:22am UTC
    "When I was younger, I didn't know I lived in a Mansion.
    Then I went to a friend's house and was like.. oh."
    -Paris Hilton
    When I was younger, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like.. oh.

  17. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:21pm UTC
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  18. gigglepuff16 gigglepuff16
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:04pm UTC
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    No you're right. I mistook our endless conversations, you're sweet texts, the compliments, and our amazing moments for you liking me. my bad♥
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    nmf.

  19. crimsonbloodkid crimsonbloodkid
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Why is life so hard !? I just want to give up ! I HATE MY LIFE !!
    Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

  20. x3hunniebunniex3 x3hunniebunniex3
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    seeing guys in stores and wondering what they
    think of you.

:)

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