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glitterandnightmares

Status: forever alone

Member Since: 25 Jul 2011 05:29pm

Last Seen: 5 Feb 2013 07:29pm

Birthday: September 16

Gender: F

user id: 199402

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hi i'm karley, and i adore you
 

  1. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Me: hey, i like your shirt
    Them: thanks, i got it for seventy dollars at a department store
    Me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington, i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two Puerto Rican children

  2. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I bet I know you..
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 13 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but tumblr is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, you’re sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you desperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through this, reading this and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    nmq

  3. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:33pm UTC
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  4. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Dude, wanna hang out?
    Nah, hanging out with my girl.
    What happened to bros before hoes?
    That rule still goes, but she's not a hoe.♥

  5. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Favorite this if you have a beautiful best friend ♥

  6. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    VODKA
    A girls best friend.(;

  7. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    DON’T SAY YOU MISS ME WHEN YOU
    DON’T EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME.

  8. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Her: Do you ever smell the
    upsexy at school or is it
    just me?
    Him: Smell the what
    Her: Upsexy..
    Him: What the hell is that?
    Her: What?
    Him: What’s upsexy?
    Her: Nothing much, You? (;

  9. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    SOMETIMES
    you will never know
    the true value of
    A MOMENT until
    it becomes A
    MEMORY

  10. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    We'd make the cutest babies..

  11. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 4:32am UTC
    *This is long; but worth reading*
    Today was the worst day of my entire life... -Augest 20- 21-
    my dad was on his way to hardware store, & he made the wrong turn into Camdon, New Jersey, and somebody tried to rob him, & he refused. so the man shot my dad in his arm, & he lost a lot of blood. he is in a lot of pain, he had to stay over night to make sure hes going to be alright. a bunch of doctors have been checking him out. my mom got home around 3:00AM. i went right out of the car to see what happened, there was blood everywhere. it looked as if someone was murdered in there. there was blood underneath the seat, & all over the seat, & steering wheel. it was worse then an unrated horror film. my dad put his seat belt on even after he got shot because he wanted to be safe. the seat belt is covered in blood. there was blood on the rims of the tires, & just everywhere. the bullet went through his arm to the side of the car door.. it was the most scariest think a daughter could ever see, & just knowing it happened to MY dad, was the worst. my dad is my world and i don't know what i'd do without him.
    stay strong Dad♥

  12. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:23am UTC
    How come you have enough time to go out,
    & make other girls fall in love with you,
    but you don't have enough time to pay attention
    to the girl who already is? ♥

  13. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:48am UTC
    Laughing so hard,
    no noise coming out,
    so you sit there clapping
    like a retarted seal.

  14. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:22am UTC
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  15. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:03am UTC
    I want to be your idea of
    beautiful. ♥

  16. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Cool Story Bro.
    What chapter do you stfu?

  17. glitterandnightmares glitterandnightmares
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 6:21pm UTC
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