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ninjalove9
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October 19, 2010 6:31pm UTC

I was on dick road yesturday, yet I'm still surprised I didn't see you on it!
=P

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iBchristina
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October 19, 2010 6:33pm UTC

If Soccer was easy..
We'd call it YOUR MOM(:
Not mine <3

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ninjalove9
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October 19, 2010 6:44pm UTC

ITS NOT A MAN PURSE, ITS A SATCHEL, INDIANA JONES HAS ONE JUST LIKE IT!
~THE HANG OVER(:

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h4nnnn4h
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October 19, 2010 6:45pm UTC

she handed him a condom and said..
"If you wanna act like a dick you better dress like one."

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DanaeM
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October 19, 2010 6:47pm UTC

FIRE ALARM:
6th Grade: OH MY GOD WHAT DO WE DOOO?!
7th Grade: Is it really on fire O__O?
8th Grade: Im taking this...and this and this...
9th Grade: PERFECT TIMING NO TEST TODAY!
11th Grade:Let it Burn!
12th Graders: Yeah i started that...

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aproto31
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October 19, 2010 7:01pm UTC

The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?

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aproto31
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October 19, 2010 7:05pm UTC

i HATE the blue crayon that turns out to be purple........................................

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wellthisisawkward
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October 19, 2010 7:12pm UTC

PHAIL.

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emma_says_hey
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October 19, 2010 7:26pm UTC

boy: would you wear shoes if you didnt have feet?
girl: uhm... no?
boy: then why do youwere a bra?
girl: why do you wear pants?
boy: ...

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aproto31
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October 19, 2010 7:25pm UTC

"Is this the krusty crab?" "NO...THIS IS PATRICK!"

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peacebabe10
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October 19, 2010 7:31pm UTC

Facebook:
Because who doesnt
want tons of fake
friends,unbiological
siblings, and being
married to your best
friend whether or not
its legal.

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marissaS
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October 19, 2010 7:35pm UTC

Saying "no offense" really means
Hey I'm about to diss you but please, don't take it personally =]

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KEAA123
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October 19, 2010 7:37pm UTC

Is Bruno Mars the only one that thinks girls can be amazing just the way we are?

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