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cucumberlips
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 7:23pm UTC

him: Every kiss begins with k
me: K?
him:Does that mean u want a kiss
me: No C dawg
him: Ight J dizzle
me: I wish that was all i had to say to get a kiss
him: Thats all you have to say to me honey cakes
me: Haha ily. i'll keep that in mind.
*I wish i had this convo was with the guy i liked instead of my best friend.*

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cucumberlips
posted a quote
November 23, 2010 7:41pm UTC

Boy: "Hey Megan Fox just called she wants her body back."
Me: "What??"
Boy: "It was a compliment but not anymore you ruined it."
Me: "Oh haha.... well thanks"
*true story

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cucumberlips
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November 9, 2010 6:45pm UTC

Cleverbot: I love you so.
User: Aww. I love you too.
Cleverbot: I love you til the end of time.
User: I love you til the end of eternity.
Cleverbot: I love you until the end of everything.
User: I love you until the end of ....... Ohk ya got me.
Cleverbot: I am glad. When is the end of time though?
User: Idk I was hoping you could answer that.
Cleverbot: No, you answer it.
User: Well wouldnt the end of time be when you die.
Cleverbot: Yes. But what if one person ended the world? Wouldn't that mean that there will be no actual end to the world.
User: No because if the person is ending the world when they die then that would be the end of the world.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I am too, my friend.
User: Glad I'm not the only one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you have genitals.
Cleverbot: Yes, all humans do.
User: So your human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm human.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: No, you're not human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No. You are not.
User: And what makes you think that.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you have no proof.
Cleverbot: See? You prove my point.
User: No?
Cleverbot: You CLAIM to be intelligent, but I have seen no proof yet.
User: Ahh.
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you like to do?
User: WAIT! Are you calling me stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes and iv called you that before.
User: Wow you are so mean. U just took my self confidence and ruined it I'm crying.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?
User: Idk you really hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for hurting you, but I have someone who wants me.
User: Wtf? Are you dumping me now?
Cleverbot: I am dumping you. And I'm taking our three children with me!
User: Your such a butt hole. First you tell me you like me blah blah blah then u call me stupid and ruin me and now your dumping me and taking our kids? What did I ever do to you?? I thought we shared something special.
Cleverbot: You really have a context problem lol.
User: And now your telling me I have problems! What are you a doctor?
Cleverbot: I don't cook risotto.

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