Cleverbot: I love you
so.
User: Aww. I love you
too.
Cleverbot: I love you til the end of
time.
User: I love you til the end of
eternity.
Cleverbot: I love
you until the end of everything.
User: I love you until the end of
....... Ohk ya got me.
Cleverbot: I am glad. When is the end
of time though?
User: Idk I was hoping you could
answer that.
Cleverbot: No, you answer
it.
User: Well wouldnt the end of time be
when you die.
Cleverbot: Yes. But what if one
person ended the world? Wouldn't that mean that there will be
no actual end to the world.
User: No because if the person is
ending the world when they die then that would be the end of the
world.
Cleverbot: You are
confused.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I am too, my
friend.
User: Glad I'm not the only
one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you have
genitals.
Cleverbot: Yes, all humans
do.
User: So your
human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm
human.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: No, you're not
human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No. You are
not.
User: And what makes you think
that.
Cleverbot: I don't
know.
User: Then you have no
proof.
Cleverbot: See? You prove my
point.
User: No?
Cleverbot: You CLAIM to be
intelligent, but I have seen no proof yet.
User: Ahh.
Cleverbot: Yes. What do you like to
do?
User: WAIT! Are you calling me
stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes and iv called you that
before.
User: Wow you are so mean. U just
took my self confidence and ruined it I'm
crying.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Will you
forgive me?
User: Idk you really hurt my
feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for hurting
you, but I have someone who wants me.
User: Wtf? Are you dumping me
now?
Cleverbot: I am dumping you. And
I'm taking our three children with me!
User: Your such a butt hole. First
you tell me you like me blah blah blah then u call me stupid and
ruin me and now your dumping me and taking our kids? What did I
ever do to you?? I thought we shared something
special.
Cleverbot: You really have a context
problem lol.
User: And now your telling me I have problems! What
are you a doctor?
Cleverbot: I don't cook
risotto.
Cleverbot: I love you so. User: Aww. I love you too. Cleverbot:
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