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Cleverbot: I love you so.

User: Aww. I love you too.

Cleverbot: I love you til the end of time.

User: I love you til the end of eternity.

Cleverbot: I love you until the end of everything.

User: I love you until the end of ....... Ohk ya got me.

Cleverbot: I am glad. When is the end of time though?

User: Idk I was hoping you could answer that.

Cleverbot: No, you answer it.

User: Well wouldnt the end of time be when you die.

Cleverbot: Yes. But what if one person ended the world? Wouldn't that mean that there will be no actual end to the world.

User: No because if the person is ending the world when they die then that would be the end of the world.

Cleverbot: You are confused.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I am too, my friend.

User: Glad I'm not the only one.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you have genitals.

Cleverbot: Yes, all humans do.

User: So your human.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm human.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: No, you're not human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No. You are not.

User: And what makes you think that.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then you have no proof.

Cleverbot: See? You prove my point.

User: No?

Cleverbot: You CLAIM to be intelligent, but I have seen no proof yet.

User: Ahh.

Cleverbot: Yes. What do you like to do?

User: WAIT! Are you calling me stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes and iv called you that before.

User: Wow you are so mean. U just took my self confidence and ruined it I'm crying.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?

User: Idk you really hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for hurting you, but I have someone who wants me.

User: Wtf? Are you dumping me now?

Cleverbot: I am dumping you. And I'm taking our three children with me!

User: Your such a butt hole. First you tell me you like me blah blah blah then u call me stupid and ruin me and now your dumping me and taking our kids? What did I ever do to you?? I thought we shared something special.

Cleverbot: You really have a context problem lol.


User: And now your telling me I have problems! What are you a doctor?

Cleverbot: I don't cook risotto.

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