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Member Since: 25 Jun 2011 12:42pm

Last Seen: 3 Jul 2013 03:15am

user id: 187123

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Crystal. Hello Beautiful, thanks for stopping by. c:
 
I love everything about art : Painting,sculpting,drawing,everything.
Hellllooo(:
  1. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    me: getting off witty
    me: april fools

  2. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:06am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 12:45am UTC
    i just got really
    motivated for like 2
    minutes but it went away

  4. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 12:33am UTC
    I miss hating
    the Summer
    heat.

  5. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 12:31am UTC
    A moment of silence
    for those who have to
    share their computer with the
    family.

  6. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    you can always tell
    who has the most social
    confidence by who
    blows their nose in
    class.

  7. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    it's so weird how the world is floating
    like what if it falls
    O h T u m b l r .
    <3

  8. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    I saw that you were perfect so I loved you.
    Then I saw that you were not perfect and
    I
    loved you even more.
    <3

  9. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Pardon the swag..

  10. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Today, during free period,
    my Crushes brother handed me something that looked like a piece of paper.
    When I opened it, I saw a picture of my Him<3.
    Sleeping.
    What really made me almost start to cry was the fact that,close to his chest,lay the teddy bear I'd given him for his birthday.
    And then his brother just tells me "He sleeps with it every night."
    And my heart just melted right there.
    <3

  11. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    &I dont
    Feel safe at school anymore.
    All because of one person.
    Just needed to vent.

  12. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Beer doesn't make you FAT, it
    makes you LEAN..
    Against walls,tables,chairs,floors,and ugly people.
    nmq/nmf

  13. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    That mini party you have when the
    teacher leaves the classroom. ♥

  14. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Dear Schools, how is being suspended a punishment for skipping classes?
    Sincerely, Students

  15. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Bored>Goes to
    Fridge > Open > Finds
    nothing to eat
    Thi s repeats ten m i nu tes la te r.
    format by sandrasaurus,

  16. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    "Hey"
    "Hi"
    "So what's Up?"
    "Nothing much,you?"
    "Same"
    *End of conversation*
    Damn boring people these days

  17. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    have u ever jumped over a fence
    You: Yes, police were chasing me
    Stranger: i have but got my pants caught
    Stranger: wow, why?
    You: Mustve been bad for you, Getting a huge wedige
    You: wedgie*
    Stranger: lol, ripped my fav jeans
    Stranger: why were the police after u?
    You: I was steady mobbin a granny
    Stranger: uh huh
    You: Yeh
    Stranger: she had your teeth?
    Stranger: i call bs
    You: No, My ice cream
    Stranger: a granny stole your ice cream?
    You: Think she knew there was some cocaine in there.
    Stranger: if u were mobbin her 4 it, it better of been choc
    You: Yez, It was choc.
    Stranger: then i would of mobbed her 2
    Stranger: but not 4 the drugs :)
    You: Haa, think she just wanted it for herself.
    Stranger: crazy grannies...lol
    You: Ik.
    Stranger: tricks are 4 kids
    Stranger: lol
    You: Lol ;p
    Stranger: whatcha doin 2 nite besides losing ur coke to old ppl?
    You: Talking to you, still on the run though. So I'm hiding out in my grandmas house.
    Stranger: ya better watch her, old ppl stick together
    You: Thanks, but I think its too late, her cookies tasted funny
    You: I'm getting nauseous
    Stranger: yea, ya gotta beware of old ppl cookies
    You: Well, Gtg now, Cant type in cuffs
    Stranger: k
    You have disconnected.

  18. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey
    You: Supp
    Stranger: Nm, talking to you. HBu?
    You: Getting my ears waxed
    You: Lol, Jk.
    Stranger: EWie.
    Stranger: Thats icky!
    You: I know.
    You: But I can hear better now. ;p
    Stranger: Your gross.
    You: Your gross.
    Stranger: HOw, Im not the one cleaning earwax out of my ears.
    You: Your doing gross things right now.(;
    Stranger: No im not.
    You: Booger Picker
    Stranger: Dick hair plucker.
    Stranger: Goodbye
    Your conversation partner has disconnected.

  19. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    I hate it when;
    I cant find the cheese grater,
    and I have to use my abs.
    nmf, nmq

  20. crystal2u crystal2u
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    That tragic moment when
    You find a really hot shirt at the mall,scream
    "Damn, I'm buying this!"
    and then you check the pricetag and slowly walk away...

:)

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