You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes, police were chasing me
Stranger: i have but got my pants caught
Stranger: wow, why?
You: Mustve been bad for you, Getting a huge wedige
You: wedgie*
Stranger: lol, ripped my fav jeans
Stranger: why were the police after u?
You: I was steady mobbin a granny
Stranger: uh huh
You: Yeh
Stranger: she had your teeth?
Stranger: i call bs
You: No, My ice cream
Stranger: a granny stole your ice cream?
You: Think she knew there was some cocaine in there.
Stranger: if u were mobbin her 4 it, it better of been choc
You: Yez, It was choc.
Stranger: then i would of mobbed her 2
Stranger: but not 4 the drugs :)
You: Haa, think she just wanted it for herself.
Stranger: crazy grannies...lol
You: Ik.
Stranger: tricks are 4 kids
Stranger: lol
You: Lol ;p
Stranger: whatcha doin 2 nite besides losing ur coke to old ppl?
You: Talking to you, still on the run though. So I'm hiding out in my grandmas house.
Stranger: ya better watch her, old ppl stick together
You: Thanks, but I think its too late, her cookies tasted funny
You: I'm getting nauseous
Stranger: yea, ya gotta beware of old ppl cookies
You: Well, Gtg now, Cant type in cuffs
Stranger: k
You have disconnected.
8 faves · Apr 14, 2012 6:08pm