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xoxtrix87
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January 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Crossing the street
Age 5: Hold mommy's hand and be careful
Age 10: Look both ways and listen for traffic
Age 15: Run like a ninja and hope you don't get hit

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Jade672
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January 25, 2012 11:26am UTC

you and me,
we could make the whole world jealous.
nmf,nmq.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 2:49pm UTC

It's annoying how you get stereotyped
By people who only know
Two things about you.
© ThatsSoMeee

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 5:33pm UTC

seeing old couples
who are still c o m p l e t e l y in love.
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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im_here_to_shine
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 2:22pm UTC

WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT:
5% Calmly getting a new one
& 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE! .

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xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Saying "What",
But Then Realizing Second Later What They Said.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 1:17pm UTC

She needs make-up
to cover up because,
society taught her
who she is, isn't enough.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

You see that girl?
yeah, she's the one who stuck up for you.
The one who stayed up until midnight, just to talk to you.
She's the one whose heart flutters when she gets,
a call or text from you. She's one who fought for
you, the one that missed and loved you.
By the time you realize that she's the girl you want...
She'll already be with the guy who figured it out.
Format: twilightgirl995. nmq.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC

When you were little,
Sticking your tongue out was like
Flashing someone the middle finger now.
© ThatsSoMeee

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Althearose
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 12:11am UTC

Next time a guy says you have small boobs
just be like [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
yeah, compared to yours.
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LilaLove99
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 7:50pm UTC

today, i lost my mood ring.
i'm not sure how i feel about this...

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Admit it, you get a small rush of happiness when
your crush likes your facebook picture or status.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:53pm UTC

Dear line of dirt on the floor ,
WHY WON'T YOU COOPERATE?
Sincerly, Dust pan.

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JordanThinksYourBeautiful
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 9:11pm UTC

girl: I'm tired of searching for my prince charming. I'm done.
guy: don't give up!
girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find me.
guy: what if he already found you a long time ago?
girl: if he did, then why is it taking him so long to speak up?
guy: sorry, I'm a little shy.
♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Cool story bro.
Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, I don't give a sh*t.
the end.
theunicorn

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

God
Has no phone, but i still talk to him
God
Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
god
has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:25pm UTC

Facebook: Makes you hate people you actually know
WittyMakes you LOVE people you've never met.

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idance
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:20pm UTC

Let's settle this like mature adults.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Whenever someone shouts I hate you
I always shout I love you too back

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idance
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:22pm UTC

The more you get to know a person,
the more attractive they become.

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