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Hey there girlss<3 I'm Liz and this is my witty, thanks for visitingg!! I love baskeball and softball. Fave artists are Taylor Swift (obsessed), The Fray, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, The Script, etc etc. I love the beach sooo much. And surfing. And swimming. And summer. I hate school so much its not even funny. My friends are amazing, idk where I'd be without you. And all I ever think about is him<3 I love writing and will be writing stories. Check them out! If you follow me, I'll follow back. Please follow ad favorite if you like me. It makes me happy. Have a nice day. PEACE<3

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 7:24pm UTC

& here's to the girls
who would rather watch spongebob than Jersey Shore

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC

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That awkward little walk you do
When you just painted your toenails
nmf
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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:04pm UTC

fake hair, fake nails, fake boobs, fake tan.
And here you are, searching for a real man?

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Hey Rebecca Black
We don't hate you cause you're famous.
You're famous cause we hate you.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Top quoters:
50473
Mehh.
Me:
8
OH GOD IN HEAVEN OH WOW HOLY LLAMAS!

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC

how normal people flirt:
has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
how i flirt:
your face. i like that sh*t.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC

When did...
Trousers turn into saggy jeans?
Slow dancing turn into grinding?
"Going steady" turn into breaking up after a week?
Kisses on the cheek turn into hooking up?
Skirts and blouses turn into skinny jeans and low-cut shirts?
Dates at the burger store turn into nights at the club?
Love turn into this?

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 9:38pm UTC

if music was like witty... the top quoters would be Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Adele.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 12:13am UTC

i love how even though it's detox weekend half the top quotes are by top quoters -_-

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xoxtrix87
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January 28, 2012 10:24pm UTC

you horcrux.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 1:17pm UTC

we could hold hands and then you could kiss me and then we could fall in love. ok?

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 11:32am UTC

she dreamed of para-para- paradise

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Girls have many layers.
1- Makeup
2- A smile
3- Confidence
Get past that, and you'll see how she truly feels.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Dear "Cool People",
Did they name a candy after you? Haha. I thought not.
Sincerely,
Nerds

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Girl: Ho ho ho
Boy: Is Santa coming??
Girl: No, your girlfriend.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 10:28pm UTC

234Pinch me, I must be dreaming♥

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:57pm UTC

What I learned from Twilight
Teen pregancy is OK!
Its fine to marry 110 year old pedophiles!
Abs> a soul
Being clutzy is a good thing! It just means a hot vampire will save you!
You boyfriend left? Just ride fast on a motercycle! You'll see him!

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincerely,
Nerds
♥
Nmf

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:37pm UTC

This quote may not be beautiful.
But trust me, you are.

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xoxtrix87
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Crossing the street
Age 5: Hold mommy's hand and be careful
Age 10: Look both ways and listen for traffic
Age 15: Run like a ninja and hope you don't get hit

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