"Yesterday Harry cried because he missed his mum and didnt want to sleep with me. He wanted to be alone in a room. Then Niall went by him, He joined to isolation because some girls told him he did not deserve to be in the band so he ruined it, so as to make him cry I just wanted to say STOP! Stop harrasing Niall. He's fragile and whenever someone says something bad he starts crying for hours and I dont like it. If he were not in the band, we would not be One Direction. Im very protective of him because he's like a child and he's the most beautiful guy I have ever met in my life and the luckiest girl in the world will be his future girlfriend. To me he's important and I love him so much so, to all the girls that insult him and then come to see Louis, Harry, Liam and me IM NOT GOING TO CALL YOU DIRECTIONERS because a TRUE DIRECTIONER loves each of us. Niall I love you" -Zayn Malik [♥] If you love Niall.
BellaSwan14 posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
Student obtained 0% in an exam, But he didn't answer any question wrong ! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? His Last Battle. Q2. Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page. Q3River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid. Q4.What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage Q5.What is the main reason for failure? Exams. Q.6,What can you never have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. Q7. What looks like half an apple? The other half. Q8If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You will never find an elephant with only one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Very large hands. Q12. If it took 8 men six hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men? No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack a concrete floor. After reading this, , Examiner Fainted!
eidwor posted a quote
September 10, 2011 8:32am UTC
9/11 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York was the 11th state to join America 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5=11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9+1+1=11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+1+1=11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+5+4=11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2+5+4=11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3+1+1+2+4 =11. 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident. Now this is where things get totally eerie: The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book: ''For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allahand lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace." That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran. Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end: Open Microsoft Word and do the following: 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. 2. Highlight the Q33 NY. 3. Change the font size to 48. 4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS What do you think now..?!
Dear mom: I'm sorry for the silent car rides. I'm sorry for never telling you about my day. I'm sorry that by hurting myself, I hurt you a thousand times more. I'm sorry that you cry when ever I say that I love you, because I hardly ever say it anymore. I'm sorry your perfect baby girl isn't so perfect. I'm sorry that I did all of those stupid things. I'm sorry that I wont stop. I'm sorry that I wont always hug you back. I'm sorry that you cry every time you read those stupid hallmark mother's day and birthday cards. I'm sorry that I'm on witty, neglecting my homework. I'm sorry I make you worry so much. I'm sorry we never talk. I'm sorry I disappoint you so much. I'm sorry that you don't even know your own daughter anymore.
xRoxMySox posted a quote
September 3, 2011 12:34am UTC
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