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  1. 1Derfull 1Derfull
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:30am UTC
    "Yesterday Harry cried because he missed his mum and didnt want to sleep with me. He wanted to be alone in a room. Then Niall went by him, He joined to isolation because some girls told him he did not deserve to be in the band so he ruined it, so as to make him cry I just wanted to say STOP! Stop harrasing Niall. He's fragile and whenever someone says something bad he starts crying for hours and I dont like it. If he were not in the band, we would not be One Direction. Im very protective of him because he's like a child and he's the most beautiful guy I have ever met in my life and the luckiest girl in the world will be his future girlfriend. To me he's important and I love him so much so, to all the girls that insult him and then come to see Louis, Harry, Liam and me IM NOT GOING TO CALL YOU DIRECTIONERS because a TRUE DIRECTIONER loves each of us. Niall I love you"
    -Zayn Malik
    [♥] If you love Niall.

  2. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Student obtained 0% in an exam,
    But he didn't answer any question wrong !
    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    His Last Battle.
    Q2. Where was the Decleration of Independence signed?
    At the bottom of the page.
    Q3River Ravi flows in which state?
    Liquid.
    Q4.What is the main reason for divorce?
    Marriage
    Q5.What is the main reason for failure?
    Exams.
    Q.6,What can you never have for breakfast?
    Lunch and dinner.
    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    The other half.
    Q8If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
    It will simply become wet
    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    You will never find an elephant with only one hand.
    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    Very large hands.
    Q12. If it took 8 men six hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
    No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it?
    Any way you want, it is very hard to crack a concrete floor.
    After reading this, , Examiner Fainted!

  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    please, please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please,
    please, please,
    please,
    don't kill yourself

  4. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    It started out of curiosity,
    and it will end as an addiction.

  6. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    If I died today, tell them I told them so..

  7. choochootraiins_ choochootraiins_
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    no, i don't like you.i love you.

  8. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    why does the one thing that's killing me
    make me feel so alive?

  9. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    it's a show about nothing,
    how do we know
    -when it's over-

  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    People say destroy what destroys you.
    But what if you are destroying yourself?

  11. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    It kills me inside when we don't talk.

  12. Shannontheresa14 Shannontheresa14
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    My love for you is bulletproof,.
    but you're the one that shot me.

  13. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 2:34pm UTC
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    THE WORLD SUCKS
    SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIND
    SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT
    Format by XxprettixX

  14. oh_haii_there oh_haii_there
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Fave This Quote And
    You'll Die Instantly.
    So who's Brave Enough?

  15. eidwor eidwor
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 8:32am UTC
    9/11
    1) New York City has 11 letters
    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
    1) New York was the 11th state to join America
    2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
    4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5=11
    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9+1+1=11
    6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+1+1=11.
    Sheer coincidence..?!
    Read on and make up your own mind:
    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+5+4=11.
    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2+5+4=11.
    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3+1+1+2+4 =11.
    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
    Now this is where things get totally eerie:
    The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
    ''For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allahand lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
    Still unconvinced about all of this..?!
    Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
    Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
    2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
    3. Change the font size to 48.
    4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS
    What do you think now..?!

  16. xbeautifulx_Xnightmare xbeautifulx_Xnightmare
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Dear mom:
    I'm sorry for the silent car rides.
    I'm sorry for never telling you about my day.
    I'm sorry that by hurting myself,
    I hurt you a thousand times more.
    I'm sorry that you cry when ever I say that I love you,
    because I hardly ever say it anymore.
    I'm sorry your perfect baby girl isn't so perfect.
    I'm sorry that I did all of those stupid things.
    I'm sorry that I wont stop.
    I'm sorry that I wont always hug you back.
    I'm sorry that you cry every time you read those
    stupid hallmark mother's day and birthday cards.
    I'm sorry that I'm on witty, neglecting my homework.
    I'm sorry I make you worry so much.
    I'm sorry we never talk.
    I'm sorry I disappoint you so much.
    I'm sorry that you don't even know your own daughter anymore.

  17. believe_ believe_
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    All of you on this website are so sensitive.
    No wonder you can't get a guy.....

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    September 3, 2011 12:34am UTC
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  19. converseskater99 converseskater99
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    OFWGKTA

  20. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 4:10pm UTC
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