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eidwor

1. eidwor
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   "Are you ticklish?"
   if you say no, they tickle you.
   if you say yes, they tickle you.
   "I'm not feeling well right now..."
   
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2. eidwor
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 9:24am UTC
   alright guys, this is what happened,
   -our last school dance was last night
   -i had my first slow dance.
   -about four people came back to my house after
   -including the guy i danced with
   -we decided to play pool
   -we made a bet
   -if i won, we would kiss
   -if he won, we would make out
   -he won
   -i had my first kiss
   -it was awkward after
   -because we were friends before
   -then he asked me out
   -i couldnt tell if he was serious or not
   -he said he was
   -i said yes
   
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3. eidwor
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   Boys in my school: f*ck one direction
   Me: I'M TRYING!
   
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4. eidwor
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   I went camping once,
   it was in tents.
   paperlungs format;edited by Jade672.
   
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5. eidwor
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 9:29pm UTC
   I tried to catch some fog the other day,
   i mist.
   paperlungs format;edited by Jade672. credit to tumblr
   
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6. eidwor
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2011 3:26pm UTC
   O0O
   waking up early on christmas specifically to
   do your hair
   put on makeup
   and change into prittier pj's
   format by jayciecutie01
   
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7. eidwor
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 7:04am UTC
   NOTHING'S FOREVER.
   forever's a lie.
   all we have is what's between
   hello and goodbye.
   -marylin bergman
   
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8. eidwor
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 6:34pm UTC
   k.
   K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, the K stands for "Kidding"? So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Potassium in your diet? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
   
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9. eidwor
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 8:43am UTC
   there are many fish in the sea.
   yeah but i prefer humans...
   
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10. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:32am UTC
    caught up in the city lights;
    i lost sight of the stars
    
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11. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Ashley is awesomebecause she is just cool like that♥//
    nmf.
    
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12. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    2011: fo shizzle mah nizzle fi fy fo fizzle
    1800: For sure, my dear comerade. I shall now attempt to immitate a giant; fi fy fo fum, I smell the blood of an English man!, my friend.
    nmf
    
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13. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:50am UTC
    & it's funny how
    FALLING
    feels like
    FLYING;
    for a little while
    
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14. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:44am UTC
    it may be
    stupid
    but it's also
    dumb
    -patrick star
    
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15. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:38am UTC
    A
    is for
    rebel
    
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16. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:34am UTC
    Your lips look kind of lonley... Would they like to meet mine?
    
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17. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:33am UTC
    "Okay, if we get caught, here's the story..."
    
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18. eidwor
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    what your shower says: H◠C what it really means: H C ↓↓
    Hell◠Antarctica
    
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19. eidwor
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 9:09am UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    Dear Play-Doh! company,
    First you try to sell us ice cream Play-Doh sets, and then you try and sell us Dr. Drill-and-Fill dentist sets? Well what is it!
    Sincerely, confused buyer.
    
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20. eidwor
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 8:51am UTC
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