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  1. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 11:33am UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to

  2. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: Whisper in her ear
    Girls: Giggle
    Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
    Girls: Don't just let him, kiss him back.
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
    Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush.*************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  3. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 4:07pm UTC
    [
    ] this rose opened
    the day our love
    started.
    funny thing is it
    died when our love
    faded out </3

  4. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    [
    ]
    <3
    it kills me to know he'll never remember the thing
    i'll never forget

  5. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 7:51pm UTC
    ALWAYS liiv3, but n3v3r f0rg3t, but just d0n't 3v3r liiv3 wiith r3gr3t!

  6. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2009 10:56am UTC
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    He can cause death but death can't kill love! <3
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    highlight in the black box!

  7. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    what makes you think i still Like u What makes you think still care or still want you anymore!? let me just tell you one thing... IM AM COMPLETLY OVER YOU!!

  8. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2009 11:05pm UTC
    If I Had A Dime...
    For everytime i saw a cute guy
    i wud be the richest person on the world!!! =D

  9. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 6:08pm UTC
    If I Had A Dime For Everytime...
    I Fell In Love I Would Be Rich
    </3
    should i continue this series?!? rate [+] for yes.

  10. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2009 1:29pm UTC
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  11. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 1:42pm UTC
    Abercrombie&Fitch
    how many of us shop there?!?!?1

  12. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2008 7:52pm UTC
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  13. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2008 4:02pm UTC
    A.) Put your music player on shuffle
    B.) Press forward for each question.
    C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    D.) NO CHEATING!!!
    E.) When done, add a quote with your answers on it!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    i got you~ nikki flores
    (( in love))
    2.) Where will I get married?
    It's not over~ secondhand serenade
    ((yesss....and it will never be over!!))
    3.) What is my best ... friend's theme song?
    Touch my body ((haha scary! its not his theme song))
    4.) What is school like?
    SHAKE!!!~ pittbull
    ((kraziiest skewll everrr!!! FFMS!!!))
    5.) What is the best thing about you?
    Got money ((HAHAH SUm... but not like my friends..lol))
    6.) How is today going to be?
    i'm a flirt~ R. kelly
    ((ah im having bad feelings about my boyfriend!! hes flirting wit me ENEMY!!!))
    7.) What is in store for this weekend?
    Faded~ cascada
    ( idkkkk hangin wit my bf))
    8.) What song describes your parents?.
    damaged((haha my parents are wierd adn krazii nd dnt get along lol))
    9.) How is my life going?
    A twist in my story~ secondhand serenade
    (( its gong good...im with the best guy ever!!!))
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
    Lollipop~ lil' wayne ((WHOAA!!!!! im gunna have a krazii funeral!!))
    11.) How does the world see me?
    Never too late ((huh, thats good i guess))
    12.) What do my friends really think of me?
    Welcome to my life ((theres no sunshine in my life except for him and my friends!!!! this song says my life...hes the only thing keeping me alive!!!))
    13) Who absolutly loves me?
    Check yes Juliet!!!!~ we the kings ((Check yes Alexis!! lol defffff lol))
    14.) How can I make myself happy?
    we belong together~ mariah Carey ( he is the only one that can make me happy...duhh we beong togetherrrr!!!!))
    15.) What should I do with my life?
    Make it rain ft. Trina ~fat joe ( make it rain babyyyy!!! spread my life to the WORLD!!!))
    16.) Will I ever have children?
    Live your life ~ rihanna ft T.I (( hahaha hopefully livin my life wit him))
    17.) What is some good advice?
    the time of my life ~ david cook (( live my life without any drama and have fun))
    18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
    PARTY LIKE ROCKSTAR!!!! ((oh wow!! wait no surpriseee!! i alwayyy partyyy lol!!!! me nd my luv go kraziii lol jkjkjk))
    19.) What does everyone else think my
    current theme song is?
    Disco Inferno~ 50 cent (( i guess im the kraziest person u will ever meet lol !!! =D ))
    20.)What type of men do you like?:
    T-Shirt ~ shontelle (( the ones that like me for me not for my clothes money or any of that B.S.))
    21.) Will you get married?:
    bottom of the ocean (( wtf??? does that mean im guna get married under sea???))
    22.) What should I do with my love life?
    Everytime we touch!!!~ cascada (( stay with him foreverrr!!!!!))
    23.) Where will you live?
    identified ((huh?? i'll leave that up to the cops!?!?!))
    24.) What will your dying words be?
    Soulja girl (( im his soulja girl nd hes my soulja boy... even till death!!!))

  14. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:07am UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR TOES! (:
    -You better not cheat! (: -Rate high if you do it! (:
    tasylosr-Taylor (: So closeee!
    marissa-heck yaaaa
    jeannine - yay [=
    makayla - yayy =]
    allllllllliuiiiiiiiiiicssdwa ( my name is alissa I WAS CLOSE RIGHT )
    joklkedrde its jolee..pretty good lol :]
    katie-whoot whoo!! anit that some skills
    sqamanfthha - lol its samantha :]
    ALEXIS....yay i got it!!!! type it slowly wit ur big to..the names Alexis!!!

  15. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:07am UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR TOES! (:
    -You better not cheat! (: -Rate high if you do it! (:
    tasylosr-Taylor (: So closeee!
    marissa-heck yaaaa
    jeannine - yay [=
    makayla - yayy =]
    allllllllliuiiiiiiiiiicssdwa ( my name is alissa I WAS CLOSE RIGHT )
    joklkedrde its jolee..pretty good lol :]
    katie-whoot whoo!! anit that some skills
    sqamanfthha - lol its samantha :]
    ALEXIS....yay i got it!!!! type it slowly wit ur big to..the names Alexis!!!

  16. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2008 8:11pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose!
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh
    lilly- Lilly (: yay!
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kt- katieee (:
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    to4f9i-not even close its tori
    taylo944r- taylor
    szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
    ma rrrrrr4i8nnnnnnnh a- lmao! marina.
    aldx3s9kww____ WOW i am soooo bad at this lol Alexis♥♥♥

  17. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2008 4:40pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW!
    ( no cheating! you have to leave it the way you put it )
    add on to the list!:
    juaqcdobg - jacob
    bhyfriuytytaewdnmjktuy-brittany
    bbriittssey01q12- britsey01 (my names brittany too so i put my account name!)
    jkastyie-Katie lol close lol
    gabvbvytty-gabbyy i havee reall good skill i was off just a littleee(:
    renee~Oh yea! i had my friend do it for me ^^^^^^ this person
    franki - Franki!! lol
    alexiks-alexis! hah darn!
    tg9ip;pl;9i2q1wujh -gillian
    aZnnie- annie OMG so close!
    mde.,kizxzAZ-Melissa
    ijuernmn yu- jenny! lol dang i stink at this(:
    talia-talia and i swear to god i did not cheat
    liasznas --- Liana!
    rose -- rose! ah! idk how i did that
    zx nsdtazsia- anastasia..? i trieeedd:
    c hristine~ Christine XD <333
    jker4asnnine ~ jeannine at least the end looks good
    gvlolria - Gloria. haha
    ericvas- erica. ha ha ha wow
    catiked-catie!
    JJ - JJ oh what now lol(:
    lerxi - Lexi haha close enough!!
    joanna-Joanna:]! i did itt:]
    alexis---Alexis ...HA HA HA bEAt that!!!

  18. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2008 5:19pm UTC
    Me : Were you invited to my barbeque??
    kid: no...i dnt think so...no i wasnt.
    Me: then why are you all up in my grill?!?!?!...
    lol idk it was somthing random me and my friends came up in skewl...

  19. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2008 8:48pm UTC
    && now you're gone with your pictures hanging on the wall... and you're still gone!!!! </3333 ♥♥♥ love ...it's crazy thing we all fall for....so if u know it won't work out...make the best out of it!!! ♥♥

  20. crombie4916 crombie4916
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2008 8:26pm UTC
    && all i ever wanted was to see you smiling ♥♥™
    all i ever wanted was to make you mine ♥♥
    i know that i love you ♥♥
    oh baby why cant you see ♥♥

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