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crocodilemonkey49

  1. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:30pm EDT
    I think that Will.i.am needs to get over himself
    YOUR NAME IS WILLIAM

  2. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm EST
    When we are learning to read, they tell us that you can always sound out the word
    my words make this true
    ex.
    cowinsidense
    sound it out

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:28pm EST
    They dont know what you've done to my heart

  4. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:02pm EST
    I could be myself around him
    and then
    he had to go and get himself a brain tumor
    ...
    thanks trent
    i miss talking to you

  5. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:57pm EST
    That awkward moment when...
    you try to squeeze past someone and you end up rubbing butts
    o.o

  6. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:10pm EST
    I am afraid of the dark

  7. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:04pm EST
    I cant say everything I feel on here cause someone will comfront me about it
    ...
    I feel oppressed

  8. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 11:53am EST
    I have imaginary friends

  9. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:39pm EST
    I feel left out when I dont know who my sister is talking about
    ._.

  10. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:21pm EST
    Control your excitement!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
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    ummmm im not excited, just very very very annoyed with you
    plus, i dont own any horses

  11. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:16pm EST
    If I agreed with you, we both would be wrong

  12. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:14pm EST
    Why can I follow myself but I cant fave things more than once?

  13. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:12pm EST
    That annoying OK box that pops up after you follow someone
    -_-

  14. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:10pm EST
    My best friend is at a wedding in Texas...far away from me
    I feel like the biggest loner at this school
    I miss her

  15. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:19pm EST
    I click the add a quote button and
    THEN i come up with my quote

  16. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:17pm EST
    That sad empty longing for happiness

  17. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:13pm EST
    okay guys so every time that you're in a big crowd , yell "AWOT" it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ] So we can see who each other are. Pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
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    potato300 :)
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    crocodilemonkey49

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:08pm EST
    "What direction
    do 5 gay guys
    walk in?"
    I dont know, get 4 of your friends and we will find out
    best come back EVER!
    nmq

  19. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:05pm EST
    All of our teachers did a harlem shake to get us ready for the state tests
    ...
    hilarious but im still not ready

  20. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:16pm EST
    I need your help!
    (i know im not supposed to do requests, but this is super important)
    So I have this friend (for these porposes i will call her Martha), Martha. I just found out recently that she used to cut. Now, Martha is REALLY close to me and the last thing I want is for her to be hurt. Also, She is avoiding eating, and i think she is being anorexic to be as skinny a s me and I dont like it...at ALL! Im scared, I just want her to be proud of herself and not care about her wieght. I love her and I need your guy's advice. I need to comfront her but she has been mean to me lately. What do I do?!?!?!
    Please comment!!!
    Please SpoonfulOfSugar!

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