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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*

1. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 21, 2013 11:48am UTC
   It's so cold in Washington DC, I think I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
   
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2. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 7:40pm UTC
   Just because I know that I could get more stuff done if I woke up earlier doesn't mean I ever have any intention of trying it.
   
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3. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 7:38pm UTC
   Hmm.. should I do something productive today?Or just be a useless piece of sh/t like always?
   
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4. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   Netflix is so much better than going out and pretending to like people
   
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5. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 7:33pm UTC
   Sometimes, I have inside jokes with myself.
   
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6. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 2:45pm UTC
   Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
   
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7. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
   
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8. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 2:40pm UTC
   You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
   
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9. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   December 17, 2013 2:38pm UTC
   We're closer to the year 2060 than we are to 1960.
   
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10. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    December 17, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    One week left till Christmas and my teachers gave to me:5 all-nighters4 hours of crying3 mental breakdowns2 thoughts of dropout And a month of anxiety
    
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11. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    November 22, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a kid, I cannot fit my hand into your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
    
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12. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    November 21, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Yes, I am an introvert.
    No, I am not stuck up.
    No, I am not shy.
    No, I am not antisocial.
    I can't stand small talk...but I could go on talking about life for hours.
    I'd rather be at home with a close friend or two than be among crowd of acquaintances.
    Don't scold me in public.
    Don't embarrass me in public.
    Respect that I am reserved.
    And if I open myself up to you, know that you are special.
    
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13. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    November 13, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    If you notice an increase in birthdays this week,Valentine's Day was 9 months ago
    
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14. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    November 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    The fact that Katy Perry named her cat Kitty Purry just about made my life
    
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15. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    November 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Boston:Hurray! Our sports team won! Let's destroy the city!
    
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16. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    October 29, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    It's okay if you think baseball is boring...It's kind of a smart person's sport anyway..
    
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17. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    October 29, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    "I have always imagined that paradise would be kind of a libary."
    
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18. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    October 29, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Son, you throw like a girl raised in a patriarchal society that discourages women from participating in sports.
    
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19. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    October 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Parents need to be more excepting of who their kids are and less concerned about what society thinks they should be.- Neil Patrick Harris
    
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20. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    October 27, 2013 12:01am UTC
    I never realize how much I swear until I'm in a situation where I can't.
    
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