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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 21, 2013 11:48am UTC

It's so cold in Washington DC, I think I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Just because I know that I could get more stuff done if I woke up earlier doesn't mean I ever have any intention of trying it.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Hmm.. should I do something productive today?Or just be a useless piece of sh/t like always?

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Netflix is so much better than going out and pretending to like people

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Sometimes, I have inside jokes with myself.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 2:40pm UTC

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 2:38pm UTC

We're closer to the year 2060 than we are to 1960.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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December 17, 2013 2:36pm UTC

One week left till Christmas and my teachers gave to me:5 all-nighters4 hours of crying3 mental breakdowns2 thoughts of dropout And a month of anxiety

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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November 22, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a kid, I cannot fit my hand into your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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November 21, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Yes, I am an introvert.
No, I am not stuck up.
No, I am not shy.
No, I am not antisocial.
I can't stand small talk...but I could go on talking about life for hours.
I'd rather be at home with a close friend or two than be among crowd of acquaintances.
Don't scold me in public.
Don't embarrass me in public.
Respect that I am reserved.
And if I open myself up to you, know that you are special.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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November 13, 2013 5:51pm UTC

If you notice an increase in birthdays this week,Valentine's Day was 9 months ago

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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November 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC

The fact that Katy Perry named her cat Kitty Purry just about made my life

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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November 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Boston:Hurray! Our sports team won! Let's destroy the city!

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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October 29, 2013 2:55pm UTC

It's okay if you think baseball is boring...It's kind of a smart person's sport anyway..