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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  3. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    I love you more than
    Spongebob loves Jellyfishing
    Sandy loves Karate
    Mr. Krabs loves money
    &
    Squidward loves his clarinet.
    Baby,
    I need you like Planton needs the
    Krabby Paddy Secret Formula

  4. xodallashaley xodallashaley
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    the worst feeling
    in the world is when»
    you know you're losing someone and there's nothing that you can do
    to prevent being replaced.♥
    not my quote/format:)

  5. hnm0509 hnm0509
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 5:22pm UTC
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  6. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    My sister is 11.
    She has a cell phone, IPod touch, wears skinny jeans, Uggs, and her Northface everyday.
    When I was 11, I had a jump rope..

  7. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:24pm UTC
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  8. iinsanebrunette iinsanebrunette
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    It's So Cold Out
    T h a t I S a w
    »T WO GANGSTERS
    walking with their pants up.

  9. xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo xoxoBeautyandthebeastxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 2:21pm UTC
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  10. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    There's so many different types of hugs:
    Someone who's taller than you - feels safe
    Shorter than you - Feels protective
    Larger than you - tight
    Skinnier than you - arms go all the way around
    Mom - Loving
    Best friend - Friendly
    Stranger/ someone you just met - Inviting
    Someone who's sad - Reassuring
    Him - The best feeling in the world. You feel safe and warm and never want to let go♥

  11. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    i'll be o kay. just not today.
    i'll be fine. i'll just
    hide behind this fake smile of mine.♥

  12. dont_surrender dont_surrender
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    me- I'm Fine, everything is okay.
    [i smiled wide while i said it.]
    him- No you're not.
    me- why do you say that?
    him- because that's the most fake smile I have ever seen.
    Finally, someone realized </3
    [true story]

  13. hollingsworthx hollingsworthx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    ----------------------------------
    when you start to miss me
    just remember
    i didn't run away
    i didnt even walk
    you let me go
    ♥♥♥♥
    ----------------------------------
    format credit towhoever.....100% my quote!!!!

  14. idkomg123 idkomg123
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Y o u s a y y o u r d o n e
    BUT YOUR MASCARA STILL RUNS
    You say your finished, this is the end
    But we both know your pillow will have tears this weekend
    ((I HATE HIM IS ALL YOUCAN SAY))
    But yet you run to see him right the next day
    When are these feelings gonna go away?
    Probably not tomorrow and definitely not today.
    *not mine credit to whoever...format to archuleta4ever*

  15. Wepadani Wepadani
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    ( L ) is for the Lies I believed ,
    ( O ) is for the Other girl that was chosen over me ,
    ( V ) is for the Vicious way you broke my heart ,
    ( E ) is for Everything you could've had . . . ღ

  16. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    I say "go",
    when I really mean stay.
    I'm dying,
    but I say "I'm okay."

  17. LikeWeUsed2 LikeWeUsed2
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    & You said
    You love me
    ♥But now
    You act like you don't
    Even know my name

  18. AVY AVY
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 4:04pm UTC
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  19. booksandhp7 booksandhp7
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    ever y girl has three personalities:
    1. The one when she's with her family.
    2. The one when she's with her friends.
    3.And the one when she'swith him.<3
    - - ♥ - -
    not my format, credit to: missflipflop99.

  20. danceforever23 danceforever23
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ------------------------ I'm done -------------------------
    lying & crying.
    yes you heard it right,
    the girl who lost it all
    is finally done trying.

:)

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