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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 5:14pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone you
don't like is breathing...

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Dad: What does the 'W' on your hand stand for?
Me: Wit.t.t..........I mean WONDERWOMAN! *flies out of room*
true story

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Boy: Hey, um do you want to go out with me?
Girl: ew no.
Boy: What did I just ask?
Girl: Do you want to go out with me.
Boy: YES!

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Birthdays
are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:02pm UTC

" If you wanna make the world a better place,
take a look at yourself and then make a change"
~Michael Jackson~

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:58pm UTC

"The past can hurt
but the way i see it
you can e i ther run from it
or learn from it"
~The Lion King~

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Mom: Bye girls!
My friend: Bye! Have fun!
Mom: * Shuts door and leaves*
My friend: Wait, where is your mom going?
Me: A funeral.....
My friend: opps...
true story

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Ms.Puff : We have a new student! Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce youself!
Patrick: *whispers to Spongebob* Who's the fat kid talking to?
Spongebob: You, Patrick! She's the teacher!
Patrick: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms.Puff: Comon tell the class your name. Don't be nervous!
Patrick: *stands up* UHHHHH... UHHH..........
Ms.Puff: We just want to know your name!!!!
Patrick: DUHHH, uhhhh, DUHH..uhhh 24!!

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:04pm UTC

That moment when you
have to beg yoursel f to
stop crying and tel l
yoursel f,
"Be strong."

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 11:47am UTC

When the lights flicker on and off as
the phone will ring and there will be nobody there
and a bus will stop at your door on a tuesday night
You know it's the Hash-slinging-slasher

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:20pm UTC

If I was beautiful
I would have
a boyfriend,
a lot of friends
and a happy life.
Too bad I have bad luck.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:00pm UTC

I can never
p u t a k e y on a k e yc h a in . - _-
who else can't?

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:37pm UTC

It's not how many times you fall down,
its how many times you get back up.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:46am UTC

How to blow a bubble:
It's all about technique!
First go like this, spin around.Stop!
Double take three times
One, two, three
PELVIC THRUST!
WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
Stop on your right foot don't forget it!
Now it's time to bring it around town.
Bring-it-around-town
then you do this, then this and this,
then this,then that,then this and that .

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Strict parents create
Sneaky kids.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:10pm UTC

He said the spark between us was gone
so I tasered him
I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:32pm UTC

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 11:39am UTC

To d a y I w i l l l i v e i n t h e
in the moment
unless it's unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie.
~ Cookie Monster ~

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:51am UTC

Shoedazzle.com commercial : "Some people collect boyfriends. But me, I collect shoes."
Me: Since when do people collect boyfriends?!?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD BECOMING?!?!

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC

No mat ter h ow o l d a dog is
I will always still call it...
"puppy".

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