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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC

That Rebecca Black moment
when you don't know what seat to take on the bus.
nmf/nmq

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:52pm UTC

One Direction at McDonalds:
Niall: 5 cheeseburgers,5 milkshakes,5 large cokes,5 ice cream sundaes What about you guys?
nmfnmq
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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Isn't it amazing...
how girls can transform
themselves from how they looked in the morning?
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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 4:15pm UTC

K.
K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding?" Or K as in Potasium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
nmf, followme(:
nmfnmq, followme(:

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May 1, 2012 7:04pm UTC

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC

If I'm not on facebook
for more then a week,
call the police.

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:47pm UTC

a well-tailored suit is to women what
Lingerie
is to men.

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April 30, 2012 9:39pm UTC

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couldntfindagoodusername
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April 30, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Party Instructions:
1: Walk In
2: F*ck stuff up
3. Walk Out
nmqnmf

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April 29, 2012 12:04pm UTC

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couldntfindagoodusername
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April 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

The world is going to end?
There have been about 514 Leap years since Caesar created it in 45 BCE..
Without the extra date every 4 years, it should already be 2013.
The Mayan Calendar also did not account for leap year, so techically,
The world should of ended already.
I'm pretty sure I'm still alive.
nmfnmq

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Mom: Please do everything you're supposed to do before I come home.
Me: Alrightt whatever..
[ ] Wash the dishes?
[ ] Clean your room?
[ ] vaccuum?
[ ] Walk the dog?
[ ] Do your homework?
*mom pulls into the driveway*
Me: Crap.

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:50pm UTC

To Do List:
[ ] Niall Horan
[ ] Harry Styles
[ ] Zayn Malik
[ ] Liam Payne
[ ]Louis Tomlinson
nmf

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Me: why am i still single?
brain: you're weird
body: and you're fat
face: plus youre pretty ugly
food: i'm here for you

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 1:29am UTC

People did a study on
beauty,
and they found out
That people who have
the most symmetrical
face are more attractive
that those who dont.
So now everytime I see
my friends.
I tell them that they are
symmetrical ♥
nmf

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 1:20am UTC

I'm insecure,
I know what for,
I'm not
Danielle
32
OR
Eleanor
nmf/mq

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Life is like a box of chocolates,
{♥} {♥} {♥}
it doesnt last long for fat poeple.
nmf.

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC

taking a bunch of selfies and they all turn out
ugly.
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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Feeling judged
when you redo
your makeup in the
bathroom
at school
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