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cookiemonstarr

1. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're mum asks you what you're hobby is
   ERRR....typing and computering?
   
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2. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   Don't favourite this quote and I assume you're mentally idiotic
   
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3. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   You know yo selfish when you don't favourite a quote cos your so close to getting a top quote
   
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4. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC
   After eating 4 slices of apple:I think I'm gonna blow
   After eating 40 Tim tams:MORE!!!
   
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5. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 11, 2013 7:25pm UTC
   My brother came into my room once and said "you hurt my feelings!"
   Earlier that day:I steal his stash of lollies
   
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6. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you meet someone who doesn't know what lol is and you're like O_o
   
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7. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2013 6:35pm UTC
   There's nothing better than a true friend
   Except for a true friend with chocolate
   
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8. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 9:29pm UTC
   There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
   There was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Whoa! Hold your horses there partner!
   There was an error adding your comment. Relax!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   There was an error adding your comment. Control your excitement!
   There was an error adding your comment. Slow down, my friend!
   WHY ME????
   
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9. cookiemonstarr
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   ^-^ -me eating in public
   ^O^ -me eating at home
   
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10. cookiemonstarr
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    January 27, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    *In car*
    *hears song i really like*
    *hums along*
    *At home*
    *hears song i really like*
    *sings like there's no tomorrow*
    
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11. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    *me on witty,friend comes over*
    friend:"i'm staying for 3 hours"
    friend:"come on,lets play outside"
    me:"just a minute"
    *likes 3 quotes*
    *comments on 1 quote*
    *posts quote*
    *refreshes 7 times*
    *looks at top quotes*
    *posts quote*
    *posts quote*
    *posts quote*
    *looks at top quotes*
    *refreshes*
    *refreshes*
    *likes 5 quotes*
    *comments on 2 quotes*
    *goes to toilet*
    *refreshes*
    *refreshes*
    *posts quote*
    *refreshes*
    *looks at top quotes*
    *logs out*
    me:"okay,done,lets play"
    friend:"dont bother,i'm going home now"
    
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12. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    You know you like a food when you try to eat it as slow as you can
    
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13. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:32am UTC
    Funniest question to ask a 3 year old when they're pretending to sleep
    'Are you asleep yet?'
    
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14. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:07am UTC
    EAT YOUR GREENS,
    SHOULD BE CHANGED TO
    EAT YOUR ORANGES.
    TRUE FACT
    
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15. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:04am UTC
    When you feel down,just remember that you're completely unique
    Just like everyone else
    
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16. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Pumpernickel,what an amazing word
    dictionary.com definition:a coarse, dark, slightly sour bread made of unbolted rye.
    
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17. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Made you smile
    o____O
    
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18. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    YAY!I'VE GOT A FOLLOWER!!
    yes,i am following myself...
    
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19. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    Am i the only one that cries after watching toy story 3?
    
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20. cookiemonstarr
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    *to the tune of call me maybe*
    hey i just ate you,
    and this is crazy
    but you made me ill,
    so i'll throw up maybe
    
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