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  1. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:29pm UTC
    do you know why
    they ccall it
    pms?
    because
    mad cow disease
    was already taken;;

  2. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:03pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    without me,
    its just aweso.
    format by: shannon13

  3. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 10:02pm UTC
    in the end,
    its not going to matter how many breaths you took.
    but,
    how many moments took your
    breath away..

  4. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:21am UTC
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  5. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    >>During class, we had a small 3 minute bathroom/water break.
    My friend and I were talking in the bathroom, I was in the stall and she was outside washing her hands with the new soap the school had installed, that comes out in this foamy soap thing. //////
    She then decides to randomly throw soap at me. We both came back to the classroom covered in foam.
    ...The teacher's face?
    **Priceless.**
    mlia.
    border credit to miserybusiness

  6. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 1:09pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I will love you FOREVE_
    .
    there`s no R
    .
    because that`s the end of
    forever.

  7. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    The first time i l aid
    my eyes on you i knew
    we`d spend this life
    ---->sidebyside<----
    I feel the same
    though your so far``
    away i swear that
    you`ll always be my
    Forever Love.

  8. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:52pm UTC
    guy: "your ABCDEFGHIJK"
    girl: "whats that mean?"
    boy: "attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot."
    girl: "Aww! whats IJK?"
    boy: "im just kidding" :))

  9. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    never lie, steal, or cheat
    if you must lie;
    ...lie next to meღ
    if you must steal;
    ...steal my heart♥
    &+
    if you must cheat,
    ...cheat in monoply☼

  10. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    they say milk does a body good,
    so dayyumn boy, how much did you drink?♥

  11. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2010 7:10am UTC
    if your love was all i had,
    in this life.
    [♥]
    That would be enough until the end of time.

  12. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    CHRISTINA
    CHRISTINA
    CHRISTINA
    CHRISTINA
    CHRISTINA
    big thanks to footballmunki©

  13. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 9:41pm UTC
    if you break a pinky promise.
    i`ll break your pinky, promise. ;D

  14. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    "Did you get a haircut?"
    "N o, m y h a i r g r e w s h o r t e r."

  15. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 6:25pm UTC
    A friend will bail you out of jail if you get arrested,
    --------► A best friend will be sitting >next< to you saying "dude, that was awesome!"

  16. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    baby,
    you had me at hello, <3

  17. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 3:33pm UTC
    *Boy*: "Can I have your numberr?"
    *Girl*: "Sureee, 1-800-YOU-WISH"
    :)

  18. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 3:15pm UTC
    "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
    "Let`s see... 1....2.....3...."
    *CRUNCH*
    HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
    the world may never know.
    <3

  19. cmh1218 cmh1218
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 2:16pm UTC
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