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cmh1218

1. cmh1218
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   May 10, 2011 6:29pm UTC
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2. cmh1218
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   May 9, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   cool story bro.
   not my format
   
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3. cmh1218
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   May 9, 2011 5:50pm UTC
   1960
   Far Out!
   1970
   Groovy!
   1980
   Sick!
   1990
   The bomb!
   2010
   Legit.
   2011
   Dope.
   format credit to BEACHYLOVE
   
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4. cmh1218
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   November 24, 2010 4:40pm UTC
   I hate it when I trip backwards
   and accidently throw a
   standing full
   
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5. cmh1218
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 3:44pm UTC
   Yo mamma so stupid,
   she tried to eat her iPhone
   because it had an apple on it!
   
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6. cmh1218
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 3:36pm UTC
   Yo mama so stupid, I said,
   "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
   and she said,
   "I am listening to 50 cent."
   
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7. cmh1218
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   November 24, 2010 3:26pm UTC
   going to your best friend
   when your at school and
   out of TAMPONS
   
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8. cmh1218
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2010 2:14pm UTC
   DIVA
   FEMALE version of a hustla
   
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9. cmh1218
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   November 24, 2010 2:09pm UTC
   _____________________________________________
   ☺stop searching forever,
   happiness is right next to you.☺
   _____________________________________________
   
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10. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:05pm UTC
    she finally gave up;;
    she dropped that fake smile, as a tear ran down
    her cheek she whispered to herself,
    "i can`t do this anymore."
    
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11. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 1:59pm UTC
    Just, stop. I cant do this.
    <<remind. take me back to when we were perfect.
    
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12. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    "sit down
    class isn`t over yet."
    "no, but my
    attenion span is."
    
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13. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    never sing in the shower
    caz singing leads to dancing.
    and dancing leads to
    slipping.-
    
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14. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 11:56am UTC
    when i grow up
    i will have a
    daughter.
    i will name my daughter
    stacy.
    i will be stacy`s
    mom
    and i will have it
    goin` on.
    
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15. cmh1218
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    July 6, 2010 11:39am UTC
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16. cmh1218
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    July 6, 2010 11:35am UTC
    "see you later
    homedawg."
    "mom, PLEASE don`t try to be
    "cool."
    
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17. cmh1218
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    July 6, 2010 11:26am UTC
    Alvin, the chipmunk,
    has a deeper voice
    than
    Justin Bieber
    
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18. cmh1218
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    July 6, 2010 11:12am UTC
    so much drama. i`m about ready to call MTV{
    & tell them i need my own reality show.***.
    
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19. cmh1218
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    July 5, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    "hi, can i help you?"
    .
    .
    .
    "no, i just waited 15 frigin minutes in line to say hi, dxuxmxbxaxsxs."
    .
    *background: iiheartBrighton:)
    
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20. cmh1218
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:33pm UTC
    if quizzes are quizzical,
    what are tests?♥
    
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