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  1. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That when a person appears
    in your dreams, its because
    that person wants to see you?
    -Time Magazine
    omg.
    THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
    TO SEE ME?!

  3. gingerfox3 gingerfox3
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    How to annoy your Parents
    1) Follow them around teh house everywhere
    2) Moo when they call your name.
    3) Pretend you have amnesia.
    4) Say everything backwards
    5) Run into walls.
    6) Say that wearing clothes is againstyour religion.
    7) Go into their rrom at 4 a.m and say " Good Morning Sunshine!"
    8) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
    9) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    10) Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
    11) In public yell " No Mom i will not snog you"
    12)Talk to a pen ( ex.Oh, you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!)
    13) Switch the light buttonon and off for a while then yell "Oh I get it"
    14) Try to climb the wall
    15) Hold their hand and whisper to them " i see dead people."
    16) Eat your hair
    17) At everythhing they say yell "LIAR!"
    18) When you take a shower yell " I'm Drowning! I'm Drowning!"
    19) Tap on their door all night saying" Help me afohdsakfhdsl!"
    20) Talk to the commercial guy on T.V about your problems.

  4. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I'd relate everything to orange.
    I would give her orange flowers. I would giver her orange love letters. I would say "Orange" instead of hello or love.
    Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with a orange letter inside of an orange
    GOOD LUCK WRITING A SONG ABOUT ME NOW TAYLOR
    CAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE...I GET IT.

  5. hellocharlie hellocharlie
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    When I see my cat staring out the window.
    I sit behind him and whisper, 'Look simba,
    everything the light touches is our kingdom'

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