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  1. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    He's a liar,
    \
    so stop wasting your time
    on a player,and open your eyes
    cause your Romeo is waiting.
    ♥♥♥
    all my quote, just not my format ... ! :p

  2. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 5:41pm UTC
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    &&wHY DO i ALWAYS FALL FOR A GUY wHO i CAN'T eVER rEALLY bE wITH?

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  3. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Today
    in geometry class
    this kid goes to tell this blond girl
    a blond joke.
    Him: "There's a mirror at the bottom of a pool. What do you do?"
    She yells :
    "Well you don't
    sniff it!"
    She was thinking of the scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool joke.
    Funniest. thing. ever.

    nonot my format not my format

  4. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    *Grabs Donut out of the trash*
    "Justin, don't eat out of the garbage!"
    "I put them there."
    "That's gross, you don't eat out of the trash! Who puts donuts in the garbage?!"
    "But I put them there!"
    So something I would do. I love Justin Bieber! Lmao
    ♥ ♥♥

  5. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    I'm coming down with
    Bieber Fever...
    He's just so frickin' cute!

  6. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 1:15am UTC
    So yesterday,
    my friend asks this other girl for pencil lead, and the girl hands her, like, size 12 lead.
    My friend takes it, looks at it and yells,
    "IS THIS LEAD ON FRICKIN' STEROIDS?!?!"
    I love Trinity :)

  7. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    A true friend
    [c a n ' t t e l l y o u t h a t s o m e g i r l w a s t a l k i n g a b o u t y o u . ]
    Because if she were a real friend,
    she would have walked away the second she heard your name.

  8. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    My Wish ...for You ♥
    [is that this life becomes all that you wa ]
    your dreams stay big, your worries stay small
    you never need to carry more than you can hold.
    And while you're out there ♥
    [gettig where you're getting to ]
    I hope you know somebody loves you
    and wants the same things too, yeah this is
    My Wish ♥
    not my format

  9. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    I hate it when you're
    talking to an adult,
    About this b*tchy girl at your school who happens to be pretty,
    and they say,
    "Mean makes you ugly."
    well, wouldn't THAT be nice!

  10. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I don't care if it's a robe backwards,
    I love my SNUGGIE

    Not my format

  11. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    I just realized;
    you' make me smile when i've been crying
    You make me laugh until my stomach aches
    [you make me take risks;]
    and that's why I love you.
    not my format

  12. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    "remember that one time,
    when I was standing on the balcony with my bra over my shirt, and you--"
    "That wasn't me."
    "Yes It was! I specifically remember you--"
    "Dude, that WASN'T ME."
    fave if your friend has ever tried
    to tell an embarrassing story about you in public(:

  13. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    &&am I the only one
    who notices that fartssometimes smell like
    BROCCOLI
    and calls them broccoli farts?

  14. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Am I the only one…
    who wishes
    that my life was a love story
    where he's Romeo
    And I'm Juliet?
    But I always wonder who got who.
    Did Juliet get Romeo?
    Or did Romeo get Juliet?
    don't get the guy.
    Wait for the guy
    because the right guy
    will be the one who gets
    YOU.

  15. chynapuppy chynapuppy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

:)

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