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  1. mmeeker713 mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:34am UTC
    your ex is in a relationship with your best friend
    ♥ 10 hours ago · you pretend like this · Comment
    format by givingyoumyheart

  2. justanotherteen justanotherteen
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:31am UTC
    &whoelse
    had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?

    mine

  3. B* B*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Format by Sa
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Seeing boys play
    with little kids is
    probably one of the
    most attractive things
    ever.

    not my format.
    Format by Sandras

  4. mmeeker713 mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:06am UTC
    "You, got it dude"
    Fave if you remember watching
    Full House
    RunawayRachel - NSN!

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    our point less conversations
    m e a n a l o t t o m e .
    nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Admit it, once in your
    life you tried to guess someone's password but failed

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In the middle of the night flushing
    the toilet sounds like a freaking tsunami

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was good at math before
    they decided to mix the alphabet in it

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Torturing yourself with
    sad depressing songs
    when you're already sad

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    family asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"

  12. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    I just want to hug him.
    Just to stand there with my arms around him
    *His around me.*
    My head on his chest listening to his heartbeat.
    His chin resting on the top of my head.
    Feeling each others body heat.
    Focused on making the other happy.
    Knowing that we both enjoy what we're doing.
    Hugging.
    Just hugging.

  13. CodySimpsonFan123 CodySimpsonFan123
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    "Hey! Do you like water?"..."Yes"..."Great you already like 70% of me!

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    That awkward behavoir you get
    when your crush is around.

  15. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    No One Cares Unless
    you're pretty or dying.

  16. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Me: Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher: .......

  17. aaleinad76 aaleinad76
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    PARENT: "We need to talk... "
    ME: *Million things run through mind…
    WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
    Was it when I...
    No, they couldn't have...
    Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
    PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on."
     

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Changing the date
    on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    We Used To Talk
    all day, every day. now it's typical if we go a week without a conversation

  20. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Playing a video game
    and thinking if you lean side-to-side with the controller,
    it will help you turn.

:)

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