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RoseNightshade1799
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March 29, 2013 1:40am UTC

Where's my invisibility cloak when I need it?

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Bec*
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March 28, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me at night: Tomorrow I'm going to start to work on my 6 pack.
Me in the morning: How many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Macklemore
-Has song about feminism
-has song about gay rights
-Has song about consumerism
-Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
-Has song about white privilege
-In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:47am UTC

isn't it upsetting
that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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chickittylover
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March 28, 2013 7:13pm UTC

And here I am sitting
thinking about you for hours, but
then i start wondering, "what if
all this thinking goes to waste?
WHAT IF HE DOESN'T
feel the same?

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 27, 2013 3:15pm UTC

This is failure
It’s that moment when you realize that
a choice you made,
or something you did,
has fully changed the course of your life.
But what matters even more than this truth is
what you do choose to do once you know it.
The tendency may be to curl up in the fetal position
and wait for things to improve.
But if you can somehow manage
to take a breath and look around you,
you might just spot
another path you hadn’t seen before.
It may not be easy to walk,
especially the beginning.
But all that really matters is that it’s there.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:54pm UTC

I wish #11
He liked me back.

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laurenec
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March 25, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Me?
Jealous of you?
Bless your
delusional heart.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
about how an author would describe you in a novel?
Not only your appearance
but the way you talk and laugh
and hold yourself and
all the expressions on your face?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Have you ever
just stopped and realized that
if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life,
your life would be completely different?

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jimmy365
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March 25, 2013 10:53am UTC

i hate when
girls use those stupid insults like “you cant spell c nt without u (:”
ok well theres a lot of things you cant spell without u you cant spell soup without u what does that mean am i soup
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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AppleJuice
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November 25, 2010 5:42pm UTC

They say you can't miss someone you've never met.
WELL,
I MISS YOU GRANDMA. ♥

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AppleJuice
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October 22, 2010 11:27am UTC

//One Year Ago
Today//
[My Grandpa passed away]
It's hard to make myself realize I've lived 365 days without him.

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AppleJuice
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November 1, 2010 5:35pm UTC

DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS.
I thought I had you figured out.
SOMETHING'S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG.
You're all I wanted.♥
*Not mine

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AppleJuice
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November 18, 2010 7:55pm UTC

**I wish you'd just confess.
But think of what I'd be losing
IF YOUR ANSWER WASN'T YES.**\
I've waited so long for someone like you.

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AppleJuice
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December 3, 2010 5:49pm UTC

Before you, my life was like a moonless night.
Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason.
And then you shot across my sky like a meteor.
Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. ♥
When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black.
Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light.
I couldn't see the stars anymore.
And there was no more reason for anything.

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AppleJuice
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 5:45pm UTC

Do you miss the way the world was spinning for us?
♥

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