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1. Dream_on__xx
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 3:15pm UTC
   favorite this if
   you lean when
   the bowling ball
   is going the
   wrong way
   
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2. katiemarch95
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:19pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   t h e p e r s o n y o u l i k e, a s k s y o u w h o y o u l i k e(:
   
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3. graceb10
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:48pm UTC
   If you love someone, favorite this♥
   
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4. Caelan
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 12:40pm UTC
   <p style="text-align: center;"><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 28px;"><span><span style="font-family: century gothic;"><span style="letter-spacing: -2px;"><span style="font-family: arial;">formspring.me/JoshLovesYoux3<br /> Bored ._.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </p>
   You Girls Wonder Why You Get Dumped?
   Well. I don't want to offend anyone, but it's really annoying how you expect us to be perfect. So what if we like to play video games? So what if we don't have time to text you ALL DAY? So what if we like to have other girls as friends as well?
   You're not the greatest thing that's ever happened to the earth either. You also break our hearts. We do cry over girls. We do experience true love. We hate it when you treat us like trash.
   Guys have feelings too.
   
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5. AznPurrsuazion
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:17pm UTC
   Suite Life of Zack and Cody
   Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
   Mr. Moseby: You can't even see it.
   Zack: You can't see a broken heart either, but they still hurt.
   
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6. wanesa
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 12:09pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. kelllyyy725
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2010 7:11pm UTC
   "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
   -Spongebob ♥
   
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8. forlifexo
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2010 4:52pm UTC
   rumors will go around.
   people will lie.
   friendships will be made.
   boys will be boys.
   that's the way life is.
   live life like it's your last.
   
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9. TogetherForever
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2010 8:16pm UTC
   Him: I Love You.
   Me: Awh! I Love You Too
   Him: Good. Your beautiful!
   Me: Awh! Your so sweet!(: Haha
   Him: Why is that funny!?
   Me: Its Not! I'm just a happy person!
   Him: I Love that your a happy person. Seeing you happy makes ME happy(:
   Me: Is that why you love mee!? Cause I'm a happy person?(:
   Him: Thats one of the millions of reasons. Jess babe, Your amazing.
   Me: Awhhh!!! Seriously how did I get so lucky!?
   Him: You didn't. God brought us together. And Jess, I promise you, On my mothers grave that we will be TOGETHER FOREVER. I cant wait until the day I watch you walk down the isle with you father at your arm, looking more beautiful than ever. Smiling because your happy and your in love. Just like me. Jess, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now, but know is the right time.. I'm in love with you.
   Witty Messed up the spacing..
   True Storry!!
   I thought it was super cutee!!
   Favorite if you agree!<3
   Best Halloween EVER!!!!!!<3
   
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10. itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:53am UTC
    Checking you're phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
    
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11. forlifexo
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    "the pantyraid"-spongebob
    -that's setting a wonderful example for children all over America.
    
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12. happiness211
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 5:33pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I pretended to be asleep in the car,just to get carried in (:
    
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13. ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    A real story of LOVE
    On the first day of school, a girl gave the guy she liked two bracelets that she had braided herself. The next day, she noticed him wearing them. He continued to wear them for a week, when finally, he asked her out, and of course she gladly accepted.
    A few days had gone by, and he tried out for the football team, and made it, but jewelry of any kind was not allowed, and those wearing it would be punished by doing very hard drills. He kept them on during practice.
    The first week, the coaches let it slide by... but soon, he began doing the hard drills. He still, did not take them off. A whole year had passed, and after countless drills, he had not taken them off. Finally the girl confronted him:
    "Why wont you take the bracelets off? You shouldn't keep getting punished!"
    "I keep them on because it keeps me with you always." He said with a smile.
    "And I love you."
    To this day, they are happily married, and he still keeps the bracelets on.
    go ahead.... you know u wanna click it----> ♥
    
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14. peacexlove_
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    i just wanna be the girl you talk about.
    the only one you couldn’t live without.
    to be the one who makes your heart beat crazy. & for you to say to your boys, “she’s my baby”
    ♥
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. xx_NeverLetGo_xx
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    * . * . i [{love}] it when you yell my name when . * . *
    i see you in the hall
    
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17. ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    And she wonders which part of her
    i s n ' t q u i t e g o o d e n o u g h .
    
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