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  1. KetchupLover KetchupLover
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 9:47am UTC
    Do you ever wake up from a dream
    AND IT TAKES YOU 10 MINUTES TO REALISE
    that it was only a dream?

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    How is suspension a punishment
    for skipping classes?

  3. OhComeOn OhComeOn
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    One time, I woke up and put the jeans that I had worn the day before, back on. I walked over to the full length mirror, and screamed, and then collapsed on the floor. I yelled "I've dislocated my knee!!" in panic and braced myself for the pain. Except there was no pain and it was not my bone sticking out. It was a sock still in my trouser leg from the day before. Mum came rushing up stairs in fear. Wow. Awkward.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. bballsoccerluva35 bballsoccerluva35
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:10am UTC
    These finals are going to be the death of me :/

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    PHILOPHOBIA
    fear of falling in love, or being in love.

  7. AnInsecureGirl AnInsecureGirl
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    With the big fake smiles and stupid lies,
    but deep inside you're bleeding.

  8. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    You deserve much more,
    and I'll give until I'm all gone

  9. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Did you know
    There's an entire breed of dwarf cats with abnormally short legs. They are called "Munchkin Cats."

  10. ImStillHere721 ImStillHere721
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    You will never see the tears i cry.

  11. ImStillHere721 ImStillHere721
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    False tears hurt other people, a fake smile can hurt only yourself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. emmahood31 emmahood31
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    I hate it when I bite into a poptart and only get the crust. Like no I want the fruity flavor. That's why I bought the poptart.

  14. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    I'm so scared I'll be alone forever…Who could love a girl with more cuts than friends? More razors than confidence? More pain than beauty? Exactly. No one.

  15. Jobecca97 Jobecca97
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    The more I push you, the more you resist..


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  17. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    I thought you cared about me...but hey, it's not the first time I've been wrong.

  18. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Alway's bring a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.
    --Doctor Who
    There's always money in the banana stand!
    --Arrested Development

  19. AEleanore AEleanore
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    VEGETARIAN is an old indian word for bad hunter

  20. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Talking to an old friend makes you relize how much you changed.

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