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ChocoTaco
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April 14, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I always try not to laugh when people yell at me
because they think they're so tough when in reality I couldn't care less about what they have to say.

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ChocoTaco
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April 15, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Well I think most of you heard about the bombing at the Boston Marathon
There's this girl on my track team who's dad was running in the Boston Marathon today.
She heard about it , and was trying to contact him. I guess she was having a hard time getting in touch with him though. She was crying the whole time, and she's really shaken up. I just want you guys to please take a few seconds to pray for her family, and all the other people who were injured and killed in the Marathon today. It's terrible that this would ever happen. It really sickens me that people would go and bomb a place like that. It just goes to show that you're never safe anywhere you are.

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ChocoTaco
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April 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC

*Phone rings*
Me: Should I pick it up?
Me: It's probably just a commercial ad.
Me: But what if it's different this time?
Me: What if it's actually an emergency?
Me: What if someone is dying and there life depends on me?
Me: *Runs to picks up phone*
Me: Hello?
Phone: Hello this is Verizon Wireless and—
Me: ...
*Two hours later*
Mom: Who threw the phone out the window?

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ChocoTaco
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April 17, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Nicknames are always ten times funnier
when people don't know they have them.

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guyscanbebrokentoo
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March 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I know you've been hurt by someone else.
I can tell by the way you carry yourself.
If you let me, here's what I'll do.
I'll take care of you.

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guyscanbebrokentoo
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Some people make it so easy for you to trust them,
when all they're going to really do is hurt you.

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guyscanbebrokentoo
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Sometimes it's when you really need someone
and they are gone.

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guyscanbebrokentoo
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC

So close yet so far away.

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guyscanbebrokentoo
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April 8, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Yes, I may meet a million pretty girls
that know my name
but don't you worry, no
cause you have my heart

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TaintedCherry
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April 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
nmq

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:32pm UTC

When you need the toilet but cannot be bothered
JUMP! JUMP!
SHAKE IT!
NOW RUN AROUND!
NOW DANCE LIKE A MONKEY!
eh, this ain't gonna work. Just go.

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC

If I was famous I'd call my fans haters. Just confuse people by going
"Hey Haters! I love you, thanks for all the support!"

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I live in England
Does that mean Im a tea and crumpet loving potato?
Yes!
Be proud! :)

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 3:56pm UTC

I feel like everybody ignores me because I'm plain and simple.
Just like this quote.

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CTomlinson
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:25am UTC

*Me banging my calculator against a table because it wouldn't work*
Teacher: Stop it!
Me: Why? It doesn't work
Teacher: How would you like it if I banged you on a table?
*everyone dies of laughter*

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CTomlinson
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February 7, 2013 11:28am UTC

Fluffy Socks
2% Comfort, 3% Warmth, 95% Sliding Around Like A Boss

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CTomlinson
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February 7, 2013 11:30am UTC

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

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HelloxD
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December 23, 2012 6:42am UTC

Please Read (True Story)
Today my neighbour died of cancer
Her name was lilly and was only 4 years old
She managed to cope with
It for 3 years
She only had a year of a life
Please fave if you think you're very lucky that you have a life
Not like poor little lilly
♥R.I.P Llilly ♥

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