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  1. Kylie2qte Kylie2qte
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    The only boy I need in my life, is my Daddy.
    {Y}

  2. kindacrazii kindacrazii
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    here we go again,
    i kinda wanna be more than friends.♥

  3. MadisonMichaela MadisonMichaela
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 11:19am UTC
    i wanted you though.

  4. erica3698 erica3698
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS;
    TOO BAD MY MONEY DOESNT
    FEEL THE SAME WAY :(
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  5. tallgreenmonster tallgreenmonster
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    ⑂I AM ABOVE THE INFLUENCE
    ⑂ I AM UNDER THE INFLUENCE
    ✔ I AM THE INFLUENCE.
    NMQ, NMF

  6. tallgreenmonster tallgreenmonster
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    i really hate taylor swift's song "mean"
    she's basically like
    i'm perfect and you're mean now so you can't change.
    people change Taylor...like Bradley Johnson or Doctor Benjamin Carson
    nmf

  7. LegallyBlonde24 LegallyBlonde24
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    Chris Brown hits her
    Eminem lies to her
    Drake can't remember her name
    =
    Rihanna's Life

  8. FuckTheWorldd FuckTheWorldd
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    If I were to die, would you go to my funeral?
    If I were to end up in the hospital, would you visit me?
    If you saw a couple holding hands, would you wish it was us?
    If you were to flip a coin, heads we're together, would you secretly hope it landed heads?
    If you saw a shooting star would you wxixsxhx for us to be together?
    If another girl told you she loved you, would you love her instead?
    If another guy flirted with me, would you be jealous?
    If I cried in front of you, would you comfort me?
    If I needed you, would you be there?

  9. kayleighxo6 kayleighxo6
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Seeing a really ugly guy
    And whispering into your friend's ear
    "thats your boyfriend"

  10. xoTAYxo xoTAYxo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    "yes! done, finally!"
    "Did you do the back?"
    "THERE'S A BACK?!?!"

  11. Ty1l3tt3 Ty1l3tt3
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    The right guy
    how many ladies out there think that when they get a new boyfriend or watever he's the one? Well ladies it's all in your head but i have to admit there are some guys out there that are respectable. but most guys are jerks. and to any guys that read this im sorry but its the truth. most guys think that when they get a girl they think that they can use them as materials. well guess what were not materials. but on the ones that are respectable they get a girl and they treat them like they are the queen and guys that is how most girls want to feel. us ladies don't want to feel like were not worth anything and then we go out and do something stupid and when we think about it we feel stupid because we did it. and when us ladies do get a guy we want to make them happy and god forbid that when we mess one thing up we get yelled at and hit. and to all the ladies and guys that read this i speak from an experience with one of my ex boyfriend and when we first started going out he treated me like dirt and then it stopped and then it happened again and i admit i did do something wrong and he tried to hit me but it failed. and i thought that i was so in love with him until he tried to hit me and i was like no this ain't gonna happen so i told him that it was over and it broke him to his heart to lose me but it had to happen. so ladies take it from a girl in experience. when a guy does that to you drop him. and that will get him to hopefully change what he is doing.


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  13. SJayFresh SJayFresh
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    For the first time in awhile the stupid smile plastered on my face isn't fake : )

  14. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    How do you get a background to your profile?
    I'm so confused.... ♥
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  15. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Next time if someone tells you,
    to expect the unexpected...
    Slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.
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  16. jcatx33 jcatx33
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Hi

  17. xocheerbabe13xo xocheerbabe13xo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I went to a party, Mom,
    I remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom,
    So I drank soda instead.
    I really felt proud inside, Mom,
    The way you said I would.
    I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
    Even though the others said I should.
    I know I did the right thing, Mom,
    I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
    As everyone is driving out of sight.
    As I got into my car, Mom,
    I knew I'd get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    So responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away, Mom,
    But as I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn't see me, Mom,
    And hit me like a load.
    As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
    I hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk," Mom,
    And now I'm the one who will pay.
    I'm lying here dying, Mom...
    I wish you'd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me, Mom?
    My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me, Mom,
    And most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say, Mom,
    I'll die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
    I swear I didn't drink.
    It was the others, Mom.
    The others didn't think.
    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is, he drank
    And I will die.
    Why do people drink, Mom?
    It can ruin your whole life.
    I'm feeling sharp pains now.
    Pains just like a knife.
    The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
    And I don't think it's fair.
    I'm lying here dying
    And all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
    Tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to heaven, Mom,
    Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
    Someone should have told him, Mom,
    Not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him, Mom,
    I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
    I'm becoming very scared.
    Please don't cry for me, Mom.
    When I needed you,
    you were always there.
    I have one last question, Mom.
    Before I say good bye.
    I didn't drink and drive,
    So why am I the one to die?
    fav. if your against drunk driving<3


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  19. AzjaLovesYou AzjaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. jonasbrothersrockmysocks jonasbrothersrockmysocks
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    The bride said she wanted three children,
    while the husband said two would be enough for him.
    They discussed this for a few minutes until the husband thought
    he’d put an end to things by saying boldly:
    “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.”
    Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted,
    “Well, I hope you’ll love the third one just as if it’s your own.”

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