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HelloMyNameIsLaura

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Member Since: 4 Sep 2011 09:58am

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2011 05:24pm

user id: 215393

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  1. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    favouriteif you're supposed to bedoing homework butyou're on witty instead(:
    nmq

  2. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Teacher: Go into pairs.
    "CAN WE BE A THREE?"Nmq

  3. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:07am UTC
    My guy...
    Was looking after this kiddo today. I love it when they're good with kids (;

  4. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 8:13am UTC
    if life were a computer,
    I'd backspace away all the problems♥
    NMQ.

  5. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:59am UTC
    99% Of Guys Are Hot
    The Other 1% go to my school....
    nmq

  6. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:38am UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3807463

  7. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:21am UTC
    Texting...
    Crush: Heyy ;)
    Me: Haii ;D
    Crush: Whatzz upp?
    Me: Nothing much u?
    Crush: Nothing just thinking
    Me: K. What yr thinking bout?
    Crush: You you guess
    Me: Idk
    Crush: I'm thinking about a beatiful blonde haired girl.
    Me: *Hoping it's me* Ohh more clues ;)
    Crush: Green eyes and beatiful smile :)
    Me: Well im thinking about someone too
    Crush: Don't hide it baby i know you love me <33
    Me: Hell ye <3
    Crush: So go out with me? <33 <3
    Me: <3
    He's adorable. Now he's my boyfriend.
    <3 you Jordan.

  8. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:00am UTC
    Facebook
    Girls status when hacked : I love you best friend <333
    Boys status when hacked : I'm gay.

  9. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    what every kiss means
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.nmq

  10. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    I'm officialy delating you from my life.

  11. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    CODES! :Dred backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">not mine just had to put it somewhere

  12. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    boyfriend: i think we should break up
    girlfriend: why?!
    boyfriend: wrong person
    girlfriend: excuse me?
    boyfriend: ohh shitt...

  13. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    *has to take a sick day*Elementary School: Nooo! But Mommy, I wanna go to school!!! Pweaaasee!!Middle School: helll yeaah! tv, sleep, & special treatment alll day babbby :)High School: wtf is school ...

  14. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    reading a witty quote and thinking"story of my life."

  15. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    "PRESS THE ♥ IF"
    NO. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
    NMQ

  16. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    This is for Steve,
    Thank you so much for creating Witty, thank you that no matter how many people don't obey the rules you keep us going and working on the site. All these people on Witty, who faved this quote, care and thank you.
    Even if they didin't, they still care and thank you for Witty. You rock Steve

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  17. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:42am UTC
    *****
    GUYS STOP.
    Why the _ are you's guys being mean to 12 year olds?
    I mean come on, you's were 12 once too!
    I'm 16 and I hated when people were being horrible to me.
    When I was 12 I was thinking that people would start treating me differently.
    But NO.
    Now all quotes are about something like...
    "Your 12, blow bubbles not boys!"
    Why don't you choose the age 10 huh?
    Or maybe quotes that say...
    "Your only 12."
    Or stuff like that, guys chill,
    If I was still 12
    I would get
    offended.
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Next time if someone tells you,
    to expect the unexpected...
    Slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    "Why are you chewing in my class?!"
    "Dude, chill,
    It's gum, not drugs."
    Format by Sandrasaurus.

  20. HelloMyNameIsLaura HelloMyNameIsLaura
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    The hidden dirty jokes...
    On Disney Channel

    Format by Sandrasaurus

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