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cheese1211

1. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   -Mom... Mommy... MOTHER!!!!
   -WHAT???? ITS 4 AM AND YOU'RE TEXTING ME... WHAT?
   -Hi :)
   -This should be a good time to tell you're adopted
   
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2. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 3:35pm UTC
   I'm not perfect
   Just awsome :)
   
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3. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   L-o-v-e
   Just another word i'll never learn to pronounce
   follow/follow
   
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4. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
   Ok when all the lights are out:
   And your mom asks you to get something downstairs O.o
   
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5. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   Remember girls ask a
   guy teacher...
   whenever you mention periods they get really awkward and let you get out of anything;)
   ♥
   
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6. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
   Pancake:i'm obviously the better option
   waffle: I have squares inside my circle
   pancake:
   waffle:
   pancake:
   waffle :
   Pancake: you win.
   
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7. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   Do you wanna know my problem?
   I absolutely love you.
   I love your name.
   love the way you look at me.
   I love your smile.
   love how i can be having the worst day but you can still make me happy.
   I know I can't have you
   but i just can't stop.
   I can't stop wanting you.
   Thats my problem. iove you shane, if only you would see me...
   nmq
   
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8. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Roses are red. Pudding is brown. Skirts go up and pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet. And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It's not what you think; it's a Lipton tea bag.
   -you dirty minds
   
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9. cheese1211
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 11:01pm UTC
   Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
   You: Nope
   Stranger: well, firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
   Stranger: 4+8=12.
   Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
   Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
   Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
   Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
   Stranger: the fish have fins.
   Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
   Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
   Stranger: Russians are red.
   Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
   You: LOL
   
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10. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    So justin bieber i have a question,
    you said, in ur song misltoe, that u would miss out on winter fun, family time, and unwrapping presents because u would rather be standing under the misltoe -_-
    .....desperate pervert
    
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11. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    i click follow for almost everyone
    today i realized that i follow 43 people
    and only 16 follow me
    WTF.
    
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12. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Call me beep me if you wanna reach me
    any 90's kid knows this is from......... comment the answer and win a hug:D
    
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13. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    you love me
    REAL or NOT REAL?
    ... real
    
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14. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    wow, thats great how u make someone nearly want to commit suicide, then act like you did nothing
    it was my friend you hurt, and then you go and smile to my face like you've done nothing, if you had balls you might have admited to... well....everything
    jerks
    
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15. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    ME: wow, your shirt is soo cute
    FRIEND: thanks but yours iz waay cuter
    ME: no personally your whole out fit is really nice
    FRIEND: really thanks but yours is way better
    ME: i know right
    
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16. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    What Would You Rather Have:
    1. A New Car OR 2.McDonalds
    FAV McDONALDS COMMENT NEW CAR
    
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17. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    you just won a new car!!!
    can i trade that for mcDonalds?...just wondering
    
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18. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    That Feeling OF Disapointment
    when you get a notification and get all happy, just to find out that you favored your own quote...
    damn
    
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19. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    CLASS: muffled laughter,mnhmmhmnhm
    TEACHER: why am i hearing voices
    ME: um scuse me miss but its not healthy to be hearing voices, maybe you should see a sychologists
    TEACHER: DETENTION!!!!
    ME: awww damn;)
    
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20. cheese1211
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 9:36pm UTC
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