Roses are red. Pudding is brown.
Skirts go up and pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When
it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet.
And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out
dripping and it starts to sag. It's not what you think;
it's a Lipton tea bag.
-you dirty minds
