Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1. stand silent & motionles in the corner & face the wall without getting off.
2. greet everyone with a handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
3. Meow occasionally.
4. stare at another person in the elevator for a while, then anounce in horror
"you're one of them", and back away slowly.
5. say "DING" when the elevator reaches a floor.
6. make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
7. draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is
your "personal space".
8. when there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder
and say it wasn't you.
9. drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up and scream
"that's mine!"
10. call out a "group hug" then enforce it.
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