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1. charlrac
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   The key of awesome: Justin Bieber
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzN80iC59I&feature=relmfu
   WHO ELSE HAS SEEN THIS?
   WHOwWHOWWHO
   
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2. charlrac
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   May 4, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   You're entirely bonkers, but ill tell you a secret.
   All the best people are.
   
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3. charlrac
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   May 4, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   Anti-Jokes:
   How do make a plumber cry?
   Kill his family
   
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4. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   Cheesy Pick Up Line:
   Are from Tennesse? Because i want to make out with your face ;)
   
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5. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 4:26pm UTC
   COFFEE!
   If you're not shaking you need another cup!
   
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6. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   It's better to be absolutely ridiculous
   than absolutely boring
   
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7. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Shut up
   and
   Kiss me
   <3
   
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8. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   If your dreams don't scare you they're not big enough
   
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9. charlrac
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   May 3, 2012 9:28am UTC
   I love you like a back-alley hooker love crack <3
   
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10. charlrac
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:16am UTC
    Cheesy Pick Up Line:
    I lost my virginity, can i have yours?
    ;)
    
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11. charlrac
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    April 25, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    a dylexic man walks into a bra
    
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12. charlrac
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    April 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van
    
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13. charlrac
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    December 25, 2011 1:27am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. charlrac
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    November 24, 2011 12:40am UTC
    Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
    
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15. charlrac
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    November 24, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
    
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16. charlrac
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    November 23, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when no one gets your joke
    jk THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!
    
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17. charlrac
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    November 22, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    EVERY DAY, THOUSANDS
    OF INNOCENT PLANTS
    ARE KILLED BY VEGETARIANS.
    HELP END THE VIOLENCE.
    
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18. charlrac
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    November 21, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    You're not drunk until
    you have to grab unto
    the grass to keep from
    falling off the earth
    
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19. charlrac
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    November 21, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid
    
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20. charlrac
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    November 21, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    I'll treat you like i treat my homework.
    I'll slam you in the table and do you all night!
    LMFAO!!!!
    
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