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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Edward Cullen:
    Could use time being immortal to research Cancer.
    Instead goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

  2. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran but He Cheated
    on her with ADELE and then they all broke up......?

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    " "
    sorry
    but your password
    must contain an
    uppercase letter, a number,
    a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph,
    and the blood of a virgin
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    but what if
    birds could talk but they had really
    deep voices like batman
    you'd be in the park feeding the pigeons
    "awwwwwww who's the pretty boy"
    "screw you im batpigeon"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    squirrels
    don't know the square
    root of x and they seem
    to be doing fine
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. AbbyShea143 AbbyShea143
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Normal people: Crying because I miss you
    Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
    Normal people: You're making me blush!
    Ed Sheeran: Tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
    Normal people: We're spooning
    Ed Sheeran: We're resembling cutlery
    Normal people: My life is falling apart
    Ed Sheeran: Her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
    Normal people: Marry me?
    Ed Sheeran: See, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle

  8. yourbiggestfanthisisstan yourbiggestfanthisisstan
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Baby you're the best thing that ever happened to me. I can't wait until we get a little older so we can get married. I want to have kids, don't you? We can name them after us! Yes I love this idea. words just can't describe how much I love you. Every night I go to bed thinking about you, then I dream about us. I also think about you all day. I love you so much xoxoxox
    Who is this?

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    When your driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations...
    The only thing left to do is crash your car.
    NEON21, my quote! Make it pretty! And it's just a joke, don't take it to the <3

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    sometimes i feel like i could do my homework
    ... but then i think... hmmm, better not.

  12. wanderlusting wanderlusting
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Myth:
    gingers dont have souls.
    Fact:
    Gingers earn a freckle for each soul taken.
    not trying to offend anybody, just a joke, i used to be naturally a ginger myself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Why you should always where a Banana Suit
    No Banana suit: Banana Suit:
    Get too drunk: Obnoxious Hilarious
    Dance with random girls: Creepy Hilarious
    Sing bad karaoke: Embarassing Hilarious
    Get into a fight : Dangerous Hilarious
    Public Urination: Illegal Hilarious
    Pass out and crap pants: Horrifying Hilarious
    Photo-bombing: Hilarious Rib-crushingly hilarious

  16. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:10pm UTC
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  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    The Cell Phone Restaurant Challenge:
    phones must be facing downwards stacked in a phile during a meal.
    the first person to check their phone? they pay the bill.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    hush little white girl
    don't you cry
    daddy's gonna buy you
    an iphone 5
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset

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