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  1. xCUTI3PI3 xCUTI3PI3
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:31am UTC
    Three hours of hell.
    Glad you're back Witty(:

  2. iSpeakTheTruth iSpeakTheTruth
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Dammit. I lost my virginity for nothing. ;]

  3. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #106
    guy: will you go out with me?
    me: well i'm certainly not gonna go in...

  4. hjbx14 hjbx14
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    i went bowling with my boyfriend of only 19 days last night- when he held me in his arms & put his head against mine; i smiled my first real smile in a longgg time<3 i think hes gunna be a keeper ;)
    <3

  5. stacygoesrawr stacygoesrawr
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    1, 2, 3.
    Bible In A Minute.!
    Earth made,
    Adam, Eve,
    Cain kills Abel,
    Has to leave.
    Boring genealogy,
    Great flood, olive leaf.
    Tower Babel, Abraham,
    Sodom and Gomorrah, and,
    Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses,
    Ten commands, promised land.!
    Judges, David, Solomon,
    Sent away to Babylon.
    Job, then a bunch of psalms,
    Proverbs and the Song of Songs.
    Major prophets, lion’s den,
    Minor prophets, Bethlehem.
    Gold and myrrh and frankincense,
    Satan and Samaritan.
    Choose disciples, other cheek,
    Walk on water, thousands eat,
    Lazarus, fig tree,
    Last supper, Gethsemane.
    Blood money, third denial
    Pontius Pilate, public trial.
    Forty lashes, to the tree,
    Why have you forsaken me.?!
    Third day, empty tomb,
    Reappears, five wounds.
    Acts of the Apostles next.
    Epistles and Apocalypse.!
    BOOM.!
    :DD

  6. PinkHearts99 PinkHearts99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    I hate when......
    Your friends won't tell you something
    and when you finally get it out of them
    you realize
    You knew the WHOLE time

  7. BrookeDuncanxx BrookeDuncanxx
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    YOU FAIL!
    Yeah? Well so did your dad's condom!
    -not my quote!

  8. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    We broke up, and now I'm just waiting for me, to see the real reality. That what we had is only what we used to be. </3


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  12. xsoccerkicks xsoccerkicks
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    January 1, 2011 1:00am UTC
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