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Bible In A Minute.!
Earth made,
Adam, Eve,
Cain kills Abel, 
Has to leave.
Boring genealogy,
Great flood, olive leaf.
Tower Babel, Abraham,
Sodom and Gomorrah, and,
Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses,
Ten commands, promised land.!
Judges, David, Solomon,
Sent away to Babylon.
Job, then a bunch of psalms,
Proverbs and the Song of Songs.
Major prophets, lion’s den,
Minor prophets, Bethlehem.
Gold and myrrh and frankincense,
Satan and Samaritan.
Choose disciples, other cheek,
Walk on water, thousands eat,
Lazarus, fig tree,
Last supper, Gethsemane.
Blood money, third denial
Pontius Pilate, public trial.
Forty lashes, to the tree,
Why have you forsaken me.?!
Third day, empty tomb,
Reappears, five wounds.
Acts of the Apostles next.
Epistles and Apocalypse.!
BOOM.!
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1, 2, 3. Bible In A Minute.! Earth made, Adam, Eve, Cain kills

7 faves · 2 comments · Jan 13, 2011 4:36pm

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stacygoesrawr · 1 decade ago
heck yes :D
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celticsfan09 · 1 decade ago
barats and bereta!!!! =]
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