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  1. skigrl741 skigrl741
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 8:07am UTC
    Fav if you cant live without your cellphone
    <3

  2. ThePerfectMess ThePerfectMess
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 11:02am UTC
    SACAPUNTAS.
    sa·ca·pun·tas
    definition(s):
    1) pencil sharpener
    2) an insult to use against your friends when they're being idiots.
    2) the greatest word in the Spanish language.
    Fred: "..."
    George: "..."
    Fred: "SACAPUNTAS!"
    credit to Urban Dictionary for 2)

  3. JustADream_ JustADream_
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    March 9, 2011 12:08pm UTC
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  4. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    TODAY;
    Today, I was at my local swimming pool and I got talking to a older lady, I thought she was pretty cool, and then afterwards (a few hours later) I was on the train on my way home, and that same lady happened to sit near me. After we both saw each other and recognized each other, she exclaimed loudly: "Ooh! You look different with your clothes on!". Not only do I have a new found respect for old people, but the other train passengers faces were priceless.
    MLlA.
    formatcred;idance

  5. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
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    March 9, 2011 12:49pm UTC
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  6. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    ......................
    Rhino's Are Just Fat Unicorns
    ......................

  7. SamanthaDarling SamanthaDarling
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 10:33pm UTC
    I was just remembering....
    How happy I used to be.
    Yeah.
    I miss those days.

  8. fearless_13 fearless_13
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 11:41pm UTC
    i dont know what i would do;
    without Taylor Swift <3

  9. Aphrodite Aphrodite
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    i try to slide through a closing door
    without touching it

  10. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Like if you hate any of these things:
    1:Clowns
    2.Justin Bieber
    3:Jedward
    4:That Xmas Eve takes for ever to go.
    5: Monday Mornings having to get up at 6:50 for school!!


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  12. XLizxPennX XLizxPennX
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    Justin Beiber:Hey Edward you not a vampire
    Edward:?
    Justin Beiber:You live in the forest and you sparkle...your obviously a Fairy.
    Edward:You have no facial hair,sing like a girl,and the only thing that hit you first was a water bottle.I'd honestly rather be a fairy (:
    Justin Beiber: -.-"
    That is TRUE ownage [:

  13. xdramaxmamax xdramaxmamax
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    Do you realize that after all these years, we still haven't seen Mr.Tipton?

  14. sportsforever sportsforever
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    Remember when..
    webkinz were really popular:)


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  16. flower123 flower123
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    Do you know what would be funny?
    When we are watching 2012 in 2013!

  17. emmao99 emmao99
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Can't wait for
    CHRISTMAS 2010:)
    favorite if you can't either [<3]


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  19. XxOmgiitsErinxX XxOmgiitsErinxX
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    December 21, 2010 6:50pm UTC
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