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akp1015
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 6:23pm UTC

"Pull up your pants, no one wants to see that!"
- Says the girl with her boobs hanging out everywhere

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC

expectation;
hey(:
hey<3
what's up?
playing xbox, you?
oh.. you can text me later..
no, I'll pause it for you<3
reality;
hey(:
can't text now. playing minecraft.

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lilchola805
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC

At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Does your heart stops
when my name pops on your phone?
Do you smile when you text me?
Do you save my messages?
Do you look back at my texts?

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Softballgirl15
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 6:00pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
One Does Not Simply...
Spend only 5 minutes on Witty.
♥
100% MINE

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JustCantLiveALie
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC

x
x
x
x
x
x
This is the girl at school. She is always smiling and happy. She has a bubbly personality.
x
x
x
x
x
x
This is the girl who breaks down every single night because she can't take it anymore.
Wanna know a secret? They're the same girl.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I wonder
if I am someone's crush...

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Who Else?... #7
Has ever looked in the mirror and said,
"why can't i be Beautiful / Handsome?"
You are :)
fave for more
Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Who Else?... #8
Has ever said the words, "I'm Worthless"
fave for more
Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Who Else?... #9
Hides when they see someone from their school
fave for more
Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:48pm UTC

guys who kiss a girl
To sHut Her up.

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Anthony23
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:08pm UTC

when i was little and i didnt get my way, i would hold my breath until i did
i passed out a couple times, but i grew out of it :3
only me?... shoot.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Summer Bucket List
just being lonely at home
and lay in my bed all day
and thinking why i have a bad life
note: This is exactly what i do
most of my day cause nobody
even bother to ask me to hang
out with them. I guess im not
good enough to be with them

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:44pm UTC

This is real
this is me,
i'm exactly where i'm supposed to be now.
( M c F l y )

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Imperfectedmuffin
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:33am UTC

ok guys i need to vent, ignore this quote if you're going to send me hate because you think i'm 'complaining'.
having a guy best friend isn't how everyone tells you it's like. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't start any drama. just because he's a guy doesn't mean you'll feel like a princess around him. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't gossip. just because he's a guy doesn't mean he won't back stab you. just because he's a guy doesn't mean you can trust him any more than a girl. & just because you two are friends doesn't mean you will end up dating him. stop living in dreamland and enjoy your friendships with girls.

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RyansWitty
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:50am UTC

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I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
nmf
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RyansWitty
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:23am UTC

So I was bored and decided to go to the ignored people list
I started laughing.Why? It said this:
You are not ignoring anyoneWhen you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
Showing that even STEVE is annoyed with One Direction.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 2:04pm UTC

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