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cathyperez
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May 11, 2010 12:43pm UTC

Today, i realised that "Dammit I'm Mad" is the same backwards.
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Mind blown!!

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cathyperez
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May 11, 2010 12:40pm UTC

Today i saw a shooting star. It didn't crash into earth. My wish came true.
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cathyperez
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May 10, 2010 12:33pm UTC

I realized that if you start putting your books away in your backpack at random times of the class, everyone else will follow along because they'll think that class is almost over.

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cathyperez
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May 10, 2010 12:23pm UTC

Today, my dad got home and asked, "Did anyone F the dog?" ... there was a pause, or should I say awkward silence, as my family realized he was avoiding the word 'feed' so my dog wouldn't get all excited.
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cathyperez
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May 3, 2010 12:48pm UTC

ahhhhhhh-chooooo!!!
srry, i'm allergic to bullshit!!
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cathyperez
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April 26, 2010 12:39pm UTC

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
'That was a honey bee,' his father said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.'
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
'That was a butterfly,' his father said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.'
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'

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cathyperez
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April 26, 2010 12:36pm UTC

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cathyperez
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April 7, 2010 12:24pm UTC

This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it before D jumps over E and knocks the F outta you like a real G!
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wish they can make one for the whole alphabet!

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cathyperez
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April 6, 2010 12:44pm UTC

am i the only one that when you are writing something for a while, your head gets mysteriously closer to the paper????

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cathyperez
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April 2, 2010 12:47pm UTC

We act like its a secret drug deal when someone is just giving us gum.

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